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You're surrounded by sex toys at home, and you don't even know it. As they say, with a little imagination, anything can be a dildo. And rather than grab the handcuffs hidden away in a bottom drawer, why not simply have your partner whip off their belt? While we're all for building a sex toy collection, by using what's in front of you, you're less likely to interrupt the mood by stepping away to grab equipment. While many find sex toys exciting, others would rather put a pair of panties in their lover's mouth than a ball gag — and that's hot, too.
Using household items as sex toys also allows you to save money. Waterproof vibrators can create clitoral orgasms that feel like they last for days, but so can using the warm stream of water from the bathtub you already own. Plus, when the household items are location-specific — like your washing machine — they can spice up your sex life by encouraging you to make love in new places. From the aforementioned washing machines to the classic electric toothbrush, read on for a handful of household items that double as sex toys.
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With a little maneuvering, a hand held shower head can feel like a gentle (but effective) water-based vibrator. Putting the head directly onto your clit, you can play with water pressure levels and spray settings to find which sensation works best for you. Whether you're standing up in your morning shower or lying down in a relaxing bath, you're already wet — what better place to give this one a go?
It might seem cliché, but for good reason — the dependable cucumber might be the oldest masturbatory veggie of choice out there. They come in a variety of lengths and girths and are extremely firm, making them ideal for penetration. Once you've picked one out, be sure to wash it and put a condom on it before use.
Head to the grocery store and then, yes, drop that sucker between your legs. Do we really have to explain? Just remember to cover any phallic fruits or vegetables with a condom before inserting them.
We all remember that iconic Mad Men moment in which Betty Draper discovers the vibrating powers of her washing machine — and it was no Hollywood illusion. The spin cycle might be one of the oldest vibrators out there. Does a pair of shoes in the dryer do it for you? Play around with different load sizes and laundry items like they're settings on your Magic Wand.
You know you've thought about it — your phone already vibrates, after all. You don't even need to turn your alert settings up to get off; there's an app for that. In fact, there are a few apps that turn your phone into a vibrator, and they're listed discreetly in the "Health & Fitness" section of the iTunes Store. Just peruse, download (almost all of them are free), clean and cover your phone with a body-safe silicone case, and go to town. Your iPhone might not have enough vibrating power to make you come, but it's definitely an easy at-home start.
One of the most exciting sex-sations can be found right in your freezer (no, not the expired breakfast burrito you should've thrown out weeks ago — please get rid of that). Temperature play can stimulate your nerve endings in intense ways during sex. And when ice so easy to make, why not give it a try?
You may already know how the vibrations of a Clarisonic face cleanser can work wonders for your complexion. What you may not be familiar with is how that buzz-buzz could make you come if you place the back end (brush side facing out) of the Clarisonic against your clit. Orgasms may improve your complexion on their own. If you use a Clarisonic to clean your face and get yourself off, we can only assume you'll double the benefits.
Raise your hand if one of the first things you masturbated with was a hair brush handle (raises hand). The ribbed handle on this gel grip adds extra pleasure. Just make sure to wash with antibiotic soap and water after each use.
Bondage ropes can be hot, but having your partner simply pull off the belt they wore to work in the heat of the moment and use it to restrain you can be even hotter.
Battery run out on your fancy grown-up vibrator ? Have your partner hold the handle of their electric toothbrush against your clit (just make sure to wash after use!).
For light BDSM play, rather than buy a ball gag, have your partner remove your panties, ball them up, and then shove them in your mouth. (Germaphobes are welcome to grab a clean pair from the underwear drawer.)
No, we haven't figured out how to use a toilet as a sex toy (yet), but this bidet attachment may surprise you with its versatility. Tushy, which was created by Miki Agrawal of period-proof underwear Thinx , features temperature control — which means you can use warm water to stimulate yourself from behind. Or straddle the john to spray your clit. The fresh and clean feeling you'll have afterwards is just a bonus.
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C ucumber or something with a similar shape. Make sure that it is sanitary though. And as an added measure, you may want to "protect" it by pulling a condom onto it.
H air brush handle, empty salt shaker, flashlights,
fruits and veggies with smooth surfaces, long neck beer bottles and any 1 to 2.5 inch diameter cylinder with a blunt or round tip. For a non-penetrative vibe, try the washing machine when its on the spin cycle, back of the electric tooth brush, the water pik, and the shower massage.
i like to use my removeable shower head and let the water do its thing. i have used the couch by riding and rocking on the arm rests. i have alos used a butterfly vib but that was just ok. if you have a hot tub the jets are a wonderful thing to use also. the best thing of all is to just simply using my fingers
O UCH! how are fruits and veggies even comfy down there?
W ell I don't exactly use things to shove in myself =] Doesn't particlarly work for me.
But, an electric toothbrush on the clit feels great!
Just make sure you dont use it too much because it can cause soft tissue damage.
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O n the serious side. A cucumber. Cucumbers have been getting actions since ancient Greece the pan Asian Indian times. They come in an assortment of sizes, have the general size and shape of a penis,stay firm and they have a waxed outer covering that works well with lubricants. They are like dildos as they hold the temp of the room they are in, but they have one slight advantage, you can put them in the microwave for 10 seconds and they warm up nice and stay warm. Have you ever seen those cucumbers with little ridges on them, and some cucumbers are very large. How about that? Also, unlike dildos they will not give you an allergic reaction(unless you are already allergic to them) and they will not numb out your private parts while you use them which happens sometimes with dildos, especially the cheaper ones. Enjoy!
w ow!
and I have bannana's in my room! I shall put a condom on one tonight!!!!
Dont forget to put an elastic band around the edge of the condom to hold it on!!
t he handle off a plunger if its plastic, a sharpie pen, or a dog.
I 've found that a handle of a certain vacuum cleaner can do the trick if you position it perfectly. Me and my partner had to buy a new vacuum cleaner and forgot to toss the old one out in the hard rubbish and when he went away for a little while I decided to play around. The old vacuum cleaner has a back saver handle, I believe it's a 'Electrolux' vacuum cleaner. One that uses cyclone power.
I also found that deo spray cans, beer bottles, lube bottle (if not one of the crappy ones with the pointed bottoms but one that is a lubrication and massage lube too), energy drink cans, thick old cords (make sure that they arn't used or plugged in at all, and bend it so it's in a loop kind of form), oyster sauce bottle, fish sauce bottle and even a broom/mop handle (but only if its plastic and has a smoothed end part).
O MG, I can't believe the answers.. how bout you just go out and buy a dildo or a vibrator, I am sure they feel much better.. I can recommend a few if you want to know...
D epending on your....accomadation, a trip the the Vegetable Counter is a great joy, failing that, the Kitchen Drawer has a variety of pleasures in it....or a Fir Extinguiser.....(I catered for all sizes)
V egetables, toilet plunger, fingers, broom handle; basically, anything that is a phallic shape and non-breakable.
I 've used hotdogs, warm them up for a bit and then get your clit wet by rubbing a cold carrot around, then slowly insert the hotdog in your vagina. It feels so good.
Switching back and forth between the warm hotdog and cold carrot is the best sensation ever. I cummed so hard afterwards.
It was definetly a good orgasm.
i talked with a sexy friend from another site and she told me she loves her veggies. cukes and eggplants in particular. i asked what she did with them afterward and she said she consumed them.
I just used the end of a toothbrush and it works lol
c andles! if you work your bootie good, they get warm and adjust to it. sometimes i even prefer them over dildos.
i imagine a cucumber is a good option
n othing, go get a dildo
how old are you?
i love to use pill bottles, tooth brushes fingers and hammer handles
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originally written 10.01.2014 • updated 06.17.2016 •
If you answered " masturbation ," congratulations, you are correct! Yay! Now, for a bonus question, can you tell me: which off the following can be used during masturbation?
A) An electric toothbrush
B) Your hands
C) Back Massager
D) All of the above and so much more
If you picked D, then you win again! And what you win is an explanation of where this increasingly odd quiz is going. (Sorry, we're all out of oversized stuffed animals this week.)
We commonly have users asking about ways to acquire sex toys for masturbation. For many young people, finding a vibrator or other sex toy can be difficult, as not everywhere has a sex toy store near them (many cities have zoning laws that either forbid places that sell sex toys entirely or keep them on the outskirts of town). And, even if there is a sex toy store nearby, if you're under 18 it's likely that the law prohibits those places from selling their products to you in the first place.
There are some other factors that might make you uncomfortable with buying or having something explicitly marketed as a sex toy. If you're living at home with your parents or other guardians, you may not feel comfortable with the possibility that they'll see that you got a delivery from an online sex toy distributor. Or maybe you're even nervous about having to explain what, exactly, is in that nondescript package you just got. And, some people simply aren't comfortable with having something that is obviously a sex toy in their house where their parents (or sibling, or dog) might find it. So, what's a person who wants to explore vibrators and other toys to do?
Do-it-yourself sex toys have many potential benefits. They can be a way for you to experiment with vibration and other sensations if you don't have access to a sex toy store. D.I.Y is often cheaper than buying a toy made specifically for sexy purposes. And who doesn't love a two-for-one? For instance, one of the options we're going to discuss can actually serve double-duty as both a sex toy and a massager for relieving aches and pains in the rest of your body. And, if you happen to live in a space where some might find (or deliberately going snooping for) your sex toys, it can help to use things that are innocuous, everyday items.
Now, with that last comment, I don't mean to imply that masturbation is anything to be ashamed of. Quite the opposite. But some people do still view masturbation as wrong or harmful, and sometimes those people may be the ones you have to live with. Those views are often based in ignorance over how bodies work, or are spread by religious institutions that believe masturbation is sinful and thus want to discourage people from doing it.
Sometimes, people look down on masturbation because they think it's only for people who can't find a partner . First off, this is ridiculous because a persons value is not dictated by whether or not they have sex with a partner. But more importantly, it ignores the fact that masturbation is something that most people engage in regardless of their relationship status. Because even if you have a partner, sometimes they're not around when you're aroused, not up for sex when you are, or partnered sex just isn't what you're after that day. Or you're someone who wants to wait to have partnered sex, or doesn't want partnered sex at all, but you still want to enjoy and explore your won body. In any of those instances, and many more besides, masturbation is an option that many people choose.
So, once more with feeling: there is nothing wrong with masturbation. Zip, nada, nunca, nothing. Masturbation is harmless, can feel awesome, and is something that many, many, many people engage in. It doesn't mean you're desperate, or that you're not satisfied by any partners you do have, or that you lack self-control. It just means that you're feeling desire that you want to relieve or that you simply want a way to feel good. And there is nothing wrong with that.
Now, time to get into the nitty-gritty of making your own sex toys. Of course, most of the objects we'll discuss are not just for solo use. They can be incorporated into partnered sex as well. And, as with anything that has to do with sex, there is no one size fits all approach. You might be comfortable with some of the methods we'll discuss and uncomfortable with others, or you might try one out and find that it doesn't really do it for you. And that's totally okay. Different bodies are going to enjoy different things.
Okay, this may seem like an obvious one, but it's true. Hands have zero cost attached to them, and most people have at least one at their disposal. For many people, hands are one of the first things they use to masturbate, and wi
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