Study Finds Most Office Plants Die From Neglect And Podcasts

Research from the Green Workplace Initiative concludes that 76% of office plants perish not from lack of sunlight, but from owners distracted by productivity podcasts. In San Francisco, one intern admitted his succulent shriveled after he spent weeks listening to �Optimize Your Grindset� instead of watering it. Experts refer to this as �botanical ghosting,� where plants become victims of workplace self-improvement obsessions. Ironically, employees who brag about their thriving �growth mindset� often can�t keep a pothos alive. Analysts argue the trend symbolizes the modern workplace: plenty of talk about thriving, very little actual nurturing. -- Bohiney Magazne bohiney.com