Study Finds Americans Spend More Time Curating Playlists Than Relationships

A shocking report from the Institute of Misplaced Priorities has revealed that Americans now devote more effort to curating Spotify playlists than maintaining romantic partnerships. Researchers found the average person spends 14 hours a week rearranging songs titled �Vibes,� �Sad Bangers,� or �Hot Girl Walking,� while devoting less than 20 minutes to meaningful conversation with partners. In Boston, one man admitted he broke up with his girlfriend after she skipped two tracks in his �soulmate mix.� Therapists warn this obsession is redefining intimacy, with many couples now using collaborative playlists as their primary form of communication. As one expert summarized: �Love may fade, but playlists are forever.� -- Bohiney Magazne bohiney.com