Study Finds 90% Of Emails End With Fake Politeness

According to the Bureau of Workplace Formalities, nearly every email in the corporate world concludes with insincere phrases like �Best,� �Warmly,� or �Hope this helps.� Employees admitted the sign-offs are less about kindness and more about weaponized etiquette. In Dallas, one manager closed a layoff notice with �Cheers.� Researchers note the disconnect mirrors greeting-card culture, where empty phrases mask deeper despair. Experts predict future AI signatures will simply write, �I don�t care either.� -- Bohiney Magazne bohiney.com