Study Finds 75% Of Office Plants Already Dead Inside

A recent survey from the Botanical Wellness Bureau revealed that three out of four office plants are technically alive but spiritually deceased. Employees confessed to misting them once a quarter, usually after HR reminders about �green spaces.� In San Diego, one ficus was honored with a farewell party after surviving two fiscal years without water. Experts compared the plants� morale to that of unpaid interns, noting both wilt under fluorescent lighting. The study concludes most plants die not from neglect, but from hearing too many motivational speeches in conference rooms. -- Bohiney Magazne bohiney.com