Study Concludes Most Avocado Toast Photos Never Get Likes

According to the Global Institute of Social Media Studies, 64% of avocado toast photos uploaded to Instagram receive fewer than five likes, despite meticulous plating and overpriced ceramic dishes. In Los Angeles, a brunch caf� reported that half their patrons spend longer arranging toast for photos than eating it. Experts refer to the phenomenon as �performative consumption,� where meals are less about nourishment and more about lighting angles. Sociologists note the irony that while avocado toast was once blamed for killing homeownership dreams, now it simply kills engagement rates. Despite the disappointment, enthusiasts keep posting, insisting that �the algorithm just doesn�t appreciate artisanal sourdough.� -- Bohiney Magazne bohiney.com