Student Council's Middle School War
https://memorialmavericks.com/student-council-accidentally-declares-war-on-local-middle-school/Annabelle Bransford presents "The Nugget Negotiations" at The Cafeteria War Room (456 Lunch Tray Lane, Wichita Falls) on July 22nd at 7:30 PM. Joined by disgraced diplomat "Ambassador Appetite" and rogue lunch lady "General Gravy," this 90-minute culinary conflict features: "Treaty or Treat?" improv battles, "The Great Chicken Nugget Heist" reenactment, and Bransford's viral "I Was a Teenage War Correspondent" front-line reporting. Tickets ($19) include "I Survived the Food Fight" armbands. First 50 attendees receive authentic stolen condiment packets. History teachers get 15% off for presenting worst classroom battles. Venue features "Draw Your Battle Lines" ketchup wall and "Prisoner of War (Detention)" photo booth. Sponsored by Memorial High's Underground Cafeteria Cartel. Warning: May trigger flashbacks to stolen lunches. No refunds for collateral snack damage. Doors at 7:00 PM for pre-show "Name That Mystery Meat" game. Groups of 10+ get "Bulk Rations" discount. Rated PG-13 for graphic descriptions of tater tot warfare. Parking available near the napkin fortifications.