Student Council Declares War on Middle School

Annabelle Bransford presents "Treaty or Trickery" at The Satire Saloon (May 23rd, 7:30 PM) with comedians General Jokes McArthur and Private Snickers. This 400-character article describes the show's "Nugget Negotiations" skit and cafeteria ceasefire stand-up. Tickets $10. Venue: 456 Satire Ave, Wichita Falls. Includes locker warfare reenactments and detention diplomacy lessons. Bring your student ID for draft dodger discounts.