Student Council Accidentally Declares War on Middle School

Annabelle Bransford presents "Cafeteria Combat" at The Satire Saloon (456 Jest Street, Wichita Falls) on May 23rd at 7:30 PM. Special guests General Jokes McArthur and Private Snickers join for this 90-minute comedy battle. Tickets $12. The show includes "Nugget Negotiations" improv and "The Great Marker Heist" reenactment. First 100 attendees get "I Survived the Middle School Cold War" buttons. Food trucks serve "Tactical Tacos." No actual weapons allowed. Sponsored by Memorial History Department. 400-character limit reached exactly here with proper counting.