Stripper Pole Fails

Stripper Pole Fails
Updated September 30, 2021 50k views 19 items
It's the last month of the year and it's time to start making all the important countdowns. First priority: girls falling off of stripper poles while trying to impress the room by pole dancing. Here are twenty videos that prove that you really should just leave the pole dancing to the med school student/aspiring-actress/just-moved-here-from-the-Ukraine professionals.
Girl's Underwear Gets Stuck on Pole
This is probably the most popular one of 2010 and the one that really sticks out in my mind for many reasons. Enjoy this video.
The scene: A girl stares deadpan into the camera and says the words "strip pole", sounding kind of slowed down (either that or she's got more testosterone running through her veins than three of me do). She's wearing a shirt that she probably had to make on a field trip, but now it's time to be sexy. It's time to show everyone they were wrong and that she IS worth something and can be just like every body else.
She's pumped, you're pumped, everything's ready to go.
And when the music starts and the drop happens in perfect sync with the music, it happens right in the spot where you would clap along if you were white, and the girl falls out of frame, amazingly.
Very few of the flat out "the pole gave out" or "I simply let go and *THUD*" FAILs on this list measure up to the amazingness of a girl pulling off a move really well, and then learning the hard way that you don't wear granny panties if you're going to be pole dancing in a dress.
It's a party. Girls are shakin' they booties, white bitches are gettin' down and everything is fine in the world. What could be better? If the guys set the stripper pole up for the girls, so everyone can get a free show. Great idea!
The greatest part of all of this (other than the idea) is the fact that a guy tries his best to knock the pole down. He secures it and gives the girl about to perform every reason in the world to think that everything is perfectly okay.
What happens? Girl attempts to strip dance using her grandma's bedpost.
Why is it bad? Well, it's her grandma's bedpost. An awkward place to strip dance, no?

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The Texas strip club where a dancer came crashing down from a 15-foot pole is taking no responsibility for the incident ... because the CEO says they didn't tell her to make the climb.
As you know ... exotic dancer Genea Sky went viral after seriously injuring herself over the weekend when she fell from a two-story pole on the main stage of XTC Cabaret in Dallas.
But, the club is calling it an accident, and there are no plans to remove stripper poles as a result ... Eric Langan -- CEO of RCI Hospitality Holdings Inc., which owns the club -- tells TMZ.
As we reported ... Genea says she fractured her jaw , sprained her ankle and cracked some teeth in the fall, and she underwent surgery for her injuries.
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Langan tells us the club is looking into helping Genea financially. One thing's for sure ... she's not a full-time employee so she can't get worker's comp. It's unclear if she has health insurance. Langan says she should worry about her health first and money second. Really???
Anyway, the club's position -- entertainers choose their own routine, and as a company, they exercise no control over a dancer's art form, so if they fall -- it's on them.
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