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From the sexually liberating to the straight-up strange.
When you settle in for a good old-fashioned solo session, chances are it involves a trusty vibrator, a massaging shower head, or nothing but your fingers and some lube. You probably opt to fantasize about something sexy, or tune in to some choice clips from your favorite erotica to get you going. You know, standard stuff.
But all of us like to mix up our masturbation routine from time to time. Which begs the question: Have you ever masturbated somewhere not-so conventional? Say, the beach? Or maybe you've joined the mile-high club... solo?
Well, thanks to the age of oversharing on the internet (hey there, Reddit!), plenty of women are taking their craziest masturbation stories public (quite literally).
Curious about their masturbation escapades? Here nine women from Reddit reveal the craziest placed they've O'ed on their own.
"I used to work at a sporting goods store. There was a guy that worked there and every day I worked with him I just wanted to jump on top of him in the back room and have my way with him. One day, I caught a glimpse of him changing into his work shirt in the back room and his shirtless body threw me into a frenzy. About half way through the shift, I couldn't take it any more. The picture of his tight, ripped body was burned into my head. I went into the changing room and promptly soaked the wood bench under me. Probably the hardest I have ever make myself cum in my life." — Anonymous Reddit User
"In a Forever 21 fitting room, vibrator and all. I really needed to get off, and I had just bought the new toy . Why wait until I got home?" — RedditVirgin218
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"I masturbate while driving. It's just too easy not to, really, when you're alone and without panties underneath a skirt or dress. I wonder if anyone has suspected it...perhaps after noticing that, in addition to a real happy driver, there's only one hand on the wheel." — cuntingseason
Watch men and women spill the honest truth about exactly what they think about masturbation:
"Next to the USS Nevada, waddup waddup. I was in 300 feet of water in the Pacific Ocean, next to a nuclear missile capable of wiping cities off the face of the earth." — tonyaa
"I was sleeping over at a friend's and we were sharing a bed. I thought he had already fallen asleep and I had been having the raging desire to get off all night—for some reason I thought just going for it was a good idea. I got under a blanket and was close to finishing when my friend turned over and told me to stop moving around so much. I completely froze and apologized. Then he asked me what I was doing. For some reason, I decided to be honest and tell him. He asked if I was being serious and it was dead silent for a minute before he said, 'Well I interrupted you, I might as well help you finish.'" — beautysupremes
"In my 8th grade history class while watching a movie. I can come by just pushing my thighs together and a little movement. No one could tell." — AirmansGirl
"School toilet. (IT WAS VERY CLEAN!) Damn you sexting ." — Jellicent

The most embarrassing masturbation stories
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May is masturbation month. To celebrate, Refinery 29 asked several brave women to reveal their most humiliating self-sex stories.
Now, most of us have an embarrassing sex story or two and masturbation is natural so there should be no shame is the retelling of an erotic tale turned wrong.
Still, for most of us, such stories remain within the circle of trust.
So kudos to these brave, or crazy, women for speaking out about the most awkward sex stories.
"My grandmother had gifted, I guess it was my dad, with a body massager for his shoulder," she begins.
"I was trying it one day and then I started playing with it. I put it in my pants. Then it was time to go to college and I took it with me. I lived in a suite with three other girls.
"I came back from class one day and they were sitting there watching TV. I had left it on my bed and one of them was just like using it. They were all using it as a body massager.
"I couldn't tell them that I was using it to masturbate because I was embarrassed so I just let them play with it forever, for the rest of the year. Then it became the dorm room's body massager after it had been my little naughty secret vagina massager.
"So the massaging wand from an as-seen-on TV ad, to my grandmother, to my Dad, to me, to my vagina, to college, to four roommates, plus friends that would come over, plus maybe even my roommates figured out another use for it and it was also their little personal massager for their vagina which makes me feel very uncomfortable now that I think about it."
That said, Betsey isn't that uncomfortable. "You know, we all got something out of it so you're all welcome," she concludes.
Other uncensored self-love stories include one woman recalling having her seventh grade phone sex story, which she wrote about in her diary, being discovered by her mum. Another woman was riding her pillow when she was walked in on and yet another recalls how she was attacked by her concerned cat in the midst of self-pleasuring.
Embarrassing? Sure. But, c'mon we've all been there. Right?
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I did not laugh this time. I stared, open mouthed, at the tiny sphere as if it was the last of some beautiful, endangered species: my clitoris, an elusive snow leopard that had finally wandered out of its cave.
I did not laugh this time. I stared, open mouthed, at the tiny sphere as if it was the last of some beautiful, endangered species: my clitoris, an elusive snow leopard that had finally wandered out of its cave.

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I was 14 and I was having slippery feelings. I was having them for Roelle, the sophomore with giant tits who told me she liked my shirt, before crawling under a wool blanket to make out with her boyfriend on the front lawn of the high school. I was having them for Eleanor, who told me it was her dad’s birthday the three times I asked her to hang out. I was even having them for Colleen, who was only 4’7”, and who ate her height in Taco Bell tacos, and who therefore smelled like she had been bathing in a vat of expired salsa.
“I hate girls!” I said slumping down next to my sister, Sarah at our kitchen table. “They never like me,” I looked up at Sarah hopefully. “Do you think they like me?” I looked down at my hands. “They don’t like me. What am I even supposed to do?”
Sarah was 17 and an encyclopedia of sexual knowledge. She listened in her typical way; nodding, while sticking golf-ball sized clumps of corn muffin into her mouth. After several seconds of chewing, she spat the remains onto the kitchen table and rolled new, gooier balls of corn muffin that were then chewed with the same casual indifference as the first batch.
“Well,” she said, “You can always masturbate.”
I traced my fingers across the chipped surface of the table. “I don’t really think I’ve figured out how to do that yet.”
Sarah paused, her face frozen in an expression of pain, as if something bitter and alive had just been found in her food pile. “You don’t know how to do it?!”
I glared. I hadn’t come here to be mocked. “It’s complicated down there!”
Sarah gave me a tight smile. “Okay, because I love you,” she lowered her voice to a whisper, “And because I don’t know how you’ve managed to stay alive this long without an orgasm, I’ll show you what to do.”
She pointed to a pen and a pad of paper by the phone in the hallway and I scurried to fetch them.
“Do me a favor,” Sarah said, yanking the pen out of my hand and testing it out on her arm. “After today, don’t ever talk to me about this again.”
I nodded eagerly as she began to draw.
“Ok this,” she said making a swift line down the center of the paper, “is your vagina.”
I burst out laughing, “Even I know it doesn’t look like that!”
Sarah crammed another lump of muffin into her mouth and pointed the pen at me. “I will stop right now. I don’t even care. This isn’t for me.”
I bit the inside of my cheek, and nodded for her to continue. Sarah drew a circle at the bottom end of the line, her hand pressing down hard, causing the ink to blot in some places. “This,” she pointed authoritatively, “is the butthole. Don’t bother with it.” She drew a hasty “X” through the circle.
Sarah drew another circle halfway up the line. “This is your vagina hole, where the babies come out, and, if you were normal and liked penises, where guys would have sex with you. Don’t bother with that either.”
Sarah then carefully traced a small circle at the top of the line. “This,” she hesitated, her voice rising to a high, embarrassed crack, “is your clitoris.”
“The thing at the top?” I breathed.
Sarah smiled tightly again. “Yes,” she said. “That’s the thing you want to,” she squirmed her fingers in the air, “touch or whatever.”
Sarah put the pen down and started pinching the last bits of muffin off the table. My eyes jogged from the radiator, to the dishwasher, to the pots hanging on the wall. I began to wonder how I could manage to leave the room without making it obvious that I was leaving to go masturbate.
I pointed at the stairs. “So I’m gonna –”
“Yeah,” Sarah interrupted, sliding the piece of paper across the table to me. “I don’t need to know.”
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