State Gives Farm Permit To Build 12500 Head Dairy

Officials approved a massive dairy farm despite residents' concerns about smell, citing "economic development" and "not having to live anywhere near it." The operation will feature cows packed so densely they form a continuous bovine superorganism. Environmentalists' protests were dismissed when the farmer demonstrated how methane emissions could be converted into NFTs. READ THE SATIRE: https://spintaxi.com/state-gives-farm-permit-to-build-12500-head-dairy/