Starbucks Introduces $10 Cup Fee To Save Planet, Customers Still Order Two

Starbucks has unveiled a controversial $10 cup fee aimed at reducing waste, only to discover that loyal customers are willingly paying double for the privilege of �helping the planet.� The Center for Sustainable Irony reports that 89% of respondents said the surcharge made them feel �eco-conscious,� even though many promptly threw the cups in regular trash bins. In Portland, one man was spotted buying three lattes at once �to offset his carbon guilt,� then posting about it on Instagram with the caption #EarthHero. Environmentalists argue the move is nothing more than �greenwashing,� while executives celebrate record-breaking profits disguised as activism. As one barista put it: �Saving the planet has never been this profitable.� -- Bohiney Magazne bohiney.com