Standing Pissing
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If only I had my crotch a bit bowed,
Not like Susan Boyle, no... I mean like a boy.
If only nobody would mind about my hairy underarm,
If only they were considered as a proof of my sexuality,
I wouldn't have so many troubles in my life,
Oohoohoo I wish I could piss standing
Oohoohoo I wish I could piss standing
A packet of sanitary towels costs 3 euros* and 5 cents !
And men can find condoms for free in the street
While I've got to pay my pill by myself !
When I'll be 45, it would suit me so much to be an old and smart guy
But unfortunately I will be 30 and old bag !
Starting a brand new life with a young bimbo girl
Is really more glamour than going out with gigolos...
Oohoohoo I wish I could piss standing
Oohoohoo I wish I could piss standing
No need to crouch down like a hobo anymore when there aren't cars around,
I could piss on a wall without any cares !
No more frayed tights, no more oriental wax,
No more running mascara, no more vaginal smear !
As Mylène Farmer** did, I asked my mother,
And I said : "Mom, why am I not a boy ?"
My mother replied I was way worse ;
Vulgar like a boy, stupid like a girl, I am both together.
Oohoohoo I wish I could piss standing
Oohoohoo I wish I could piss standing
If I was a man, I wouldn't be captain of a boat !
No, I'd rather bang some bitches in Porte-Maillot***
I'd replace salad by sauerkraut with sausages,
I wouldn't care that much about the size "36"**** !
I could make love every days of every months,
I could assemble a piece of furniture from Ikea*****
I would be seen as a "Don Juan", instead of a "slut",
If I was a man, if only I was a man!
Oohoohoo I wish I could piss standing
Oohoohoo I wish I could piss standing
**Mylène Farmer is a very famous french singer ; she sang "Sans Contrefaçon" when this phrase appears : "dis Maman, pourquoi je suis pas un garçon ?" (= "tell me Mom, why am I not a boy ?")
***Porte-Maillot is a metro station in Paris
****The size "36" is the slimest size of jeans in French. This is the equivalent of the size "26" in England/America
*****Ikea is a swedish firm that sells pieces of furniture as beds, tables, etc...
What do you do with a Kyman shipper ? ^0^♪
Добавлено Roseturquoise в пн, 02/06/2014 - 20:49
В последний раз исправлено Roseturquoise в вс, 04/01/2015 - 18:35
What do you think about my translation ? =3
*ass-licking mode activated*
My ! Thanks for information ! I corrected my mistake :3
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