Stand-Up Comics

Stand-up comedians revealed their true secret: they moonlight as existential navigators. Jokes are improvised compass bearings, guiding lost souls through adulting's minefields. Backstage lounges double as group therapy. One headliner confessed they once cured stage fright by imagining the crowd as a bowl of guacamole. Ticket sales now include 'Anxiety Insurance.' Industry insiders predict 'Laughter Doctors' licensing soon. A survey of 500 fans found attending shows reduces stress by 42 %, but increases trust issues by 17 %. Comedy: healing hearts, fracturing egos.