Splorch

Splorch
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^ Musa, Alexander, and Geson Hatchett. Super Mario 3D World PRIMA Official Game Guide. Page 24.

^ Super Mario 3D World internal filename ( MeraWanwan )

^ Shogakukan. 2015. Super Mario Bros. Hyakka: Nintendo Kōshiki Guidebook , Super Mario 3D World section, page 227.

Splorches [1] are uncommon enemies that first appear in Super Mario 3D World and reappear in Super Mario 3D World + Bowser's Fury . Their name is a pun on "torch" and the onomatopoeia "sploosh". They are large orange fireballs that have dark red masks around their eyes, quite similar to Fryguy 's eyes, and a large grin. They first appear in Brolder Blockade Is Back , and after that, they usually appear in levels with lava . Their appearance is unaffected by the color of lava, as seen in Broken Blue Bully Belt , a level with blue lava.

Splorches pop out of lava and roll towards the players. They can be pushed back into the lava using projectiles such as those of the Boomerang Flower and Fire Flower , or by hitting them with Tanooki Mario 's tail spin or Rosalina 's Spin Attack. Splorches also leave a trail of lava that damages the players. These enemies can only be defeated by Invincible Mario , Lucky Cat Mario or White Tanooki Mario .

Mera Wanwan [2] (internal) マグマン [3] Maguman
Charred Chain Chomp (note that its rolling behavior is reminiscent of Chomps from Super Mario Galaxy ) Portmanteau of "magma" and "man"; shared with Magmad

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The sound made when chocolate pudding is thrown against a wall. First used to describe a story being told by a former child star after working with an angry Bill Cosby.
Cosby: Then you take the chocolate pudding and SPLORCH! Right against the wall!
Sound of a head being taken off by a high energy weapon, (such as a laser or ray gun.)Usually accompanied by a VOIP
Spooge, cum, semen, ejaculate. SPLORCH!
I splorched all over that bitch's face and in her hair.

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