Spirit Week Glitter Bomb Fallout
https://memorialmavericks.com/maverick-spirit-week-ends-in-glitter-explosion-principal-temporarily-blind/Annabelle Bransford presents "The Glitterpocalypse Chronicles" at The Sparkle Dome Comedy Arena (555 Confetti Lane, Wichita Falls) on August 14th at 8:00 PM. Joined by disgraced cheer captain "Glitter Gale" and still-blinking principal "Dr. Ocular," this 90-minute disaster comedy features: "Tactical Bedazzlement" demonstration, "Eye Wash Station Confessions," and Bransford's viral "How We Learned Glitter is Forever" investigative report. Tickets ($22) include therapeutic lint rollers and trauma counseling coupons. First 50 attendees receive "I Survived Spirit Week 2025" hazard suits (fashionable and functional). Teachers get 20% off for presenting their most contaminated grade books. Venue features "Find the Glitter" blacklight exhibit and "Blindfolded Pep Rally" challenge. Sponsored by Memorial High's Glitter Abatement Task Force. Warning: May trigger flashbacks. No refunds - the glitter already stuck to everything. Doors at 7:15 PM for pre-show "Shake Your Sparkles Off" dance party. Groups of 10+ get "Bulk Decontamination" discount. Rated PG-13 for graphic descriptions of craft supply trauma. Parking available upwind of the venue.