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Life for the perpetually online: you rise from slumber, rub the sleep from your eyes, take a deep sigh, grab your phone, pop open Twitter, and, " What the... 'demon sperm' is trending?"
At least, that was life on Tuesday for those of us who spend too much time on Twitter. America, really, truly, did wake up to "demon sperm" trending.
"Why in the hell was demon sperm trending?" you might be wondering. Even more, "Why is demon sperm trending and also labeled as politics?"
Good questions, reader. Let me explain, so you don't have to do that digging yourself. But just know it can pretty much be blamed on Twitter's trending section being hopelessly broken.
So Donald Trump Jr.'s Twitter account was temporarily frozen on Tuesday after he posted a video spreading misinformation about the coronavirus. Dr. Stella Immanuel, a minister featured prominently in that video, has spouted off dubious claims about COVID-19. She has touted hydroxychloroquine — the drug President Donald Trump has praised despite the FDA warning against its use — and said that facemasks aren't needed to stop the virus's spread.
Immanuel has also made some... let's say... strange claims about all kinds of topics. As the Daily Beast wrote in detail , she has claimed alien DNA is used in medical treatments and that reptilians/aliens run the government. She has also repeatedly preached against biblical characters dubbed “nephilim," which basically boils down to the idea that many physical issues are caused by people having dream sex with demons and receiving demon sperm.
“They turn into a woman and then they sleep with the man and collect his sperm,” Immanuel said in a sermon. “Then they turn into the man and they sleep with a man and deposit the sperm and reproduce more of themselves.”
So, yep, that's why demon sperm was trending.
But here's the thing — it shouldn't be trending . Back in May, I wrote about how Twitter's trending topics was especially awful during the pandemic. Somehow, it's only gotten worse.
At this point, trending topics feels beyond repair. At a time where there is just more news than ever, trending topics — which pulls out phrases via an algorithm — does nothing to clarify for users what the news that's trending actually is. Instead, it often leaves confused readers scrolling through tweets asking why the topic is trending. Useful!
In a sensible version of today's events, Twitter's trending would've done a quick, clear job of explaining how and why Trump Jr. was temporarily booted. Instead, we got demon sperm.
Demon sperm is a funny phrase, sure. But the real story is that people in power are sharing dangerous ideas about a deadly disease. Nearly 150,000 Americans have died.
Trending, as it stands now, is impersonal and insufficient. It hardly ever actually tells you anything. It's easily overwhelmed by pullout phrases that tell only a tiny part of much larger, more important story. Sometimes you can dig to the heart of the matter, but other times it's almost impossible.
It'd be nice to have an easy-to-discern digest of what's happening online during the pandemic, the ongoing political crisis, and whatever else this year throws at us. Twitter is a firehose of news and, theoretically, it could be a nice spot to quickly see what's important in the moment.

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A man who has fathered multiple children across the globe has revealed the newest way he’s donating his “unbeatable” sperm – through a clinic collaboration.
Kyle Gordy, 30, from California , US, is known online for his controversial hobby as a sperm donor and is the biological father to 50 children across the globe.
In a bid to help struggling families, he offers his services for free and is often inundated with messages from women on his Instagram account @kylegordy1234 who want to have his child.
He recently revealed how he’s tried a new method of donating his “tadpoles” – through IVF after being approached by a woman online.
Now, due to the procedure’s success, he’s taken on a new venture; a collaboration with an IVF clinic in the Philippines.
“Essentially, they’ll fly me out there to donate my fresh and unbeatable sperm,” Kyle told NeedToKnow.online.
“I’ll create a profile for myself, which they’ll put up online, along with some photos and my answers from a basic questionnaire.
“If I’m picked, I’ll likely do two donations at a time and it’s really easy as all the regular testing I do, such as sperm count and for STDs, will be done at the clinic.”
He said he was approached by the clinic two years ago but Covid stopped him from getting to the Philippines.
So, as travel restrictions lifted he got in contact with the clinic’s owner.
“I messaged him earlier this year after seeing his adverts online and he said they were up and running – but they weren’t getting many clients,” Gordy said.
“I told him I was happy to donate and I like it because it shows I’m willing to work with a clinic and that I’d do anything necessary to help people feel more comfortable with this journey.”
Kyle claims the process isn’t cheap, with IVF Asia charging an eye-watering $28,350 a pop.
But he says women don’t care about cost when it comes to his sperm, as he believes he offers a service like no other.
He said: “I offer a lot more than what a sperm bank does, as there’s so many issues with them and women can get exactly the same service, but with me.
“I believe I’m so popular because they can get to know me, whereas in a sperm bank, this isn’t the case.
“I’m open with people, very reliable and have many women who can vouch for me as well.
“I always make the effort to go to people, rather than making them come to me and I’m very serious about all the testing.
“Most people only get tested once a year, whereas I typically do these tests up to five times in a year.
“I’m a professional, as I explain the process very clearly on how to do it, as well as how fertile I am and therefore, they have a greater chance of getting pregnant.
“I’m better than a bank, as I’m all about the quality, without the cost.”
Although he’ll never get to meet the new mothers of his children while partnering up with the IVF clinic, he hopes that after seeing his profile and recognizing his name, women will choose the option of using him.
Previously, he shared how he keeps his sperm in “tip-top” shape by eating more protein, such as fish and beans, as well as organic greens.
Now, he’s switched up his diet and claims this has increased his sperm count to 242 million per ml while the average is 40 million.

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