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After a brilliant high school senior stumbles through her mother's dresser drawers to learn that she is the result of a sperm donation, she goes off on a quest to get a better understanding ... Read all After a brilliant high school senior stumbles through her mother's dresser drawers to learn that she is the result of a sperm donation, she goes off on a quest to get a better understanding of her "dad" only to learn that her biological father is a world class scientist with the ... Read all After a brilliant high school senior stumbles through her mother's dresser drawers to learn that she is the result of a sperm donation, she goes off on a quest to get a better understanding of her "dad" only to learn that her biological father is a world class scientist with the same interests and quirks that have been plaguing and fueling her for much of her lifetime... Read all
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'Wife Swap' is a reality television series that was first broadcast on the ABC network in 2004 and ran till 2015 and will be returning for a 10-episode season on February 28 on CMT

'Wife Swap', the spouse-switching show, is back after four years for a brand new season. CMT announced that the show will be returning for a 10-episode season on February 28.
'Wife Swap' is a reality television series that was first broadcast on the ABC network in 2004 and ran till 2015. In the reality series, families hailing from different social classes and lifestyles swap wives/mothers and, at certain times husbands, for two weeks.
This show might seem bizarre and weird to some, but it is not really the worst reality TV show that has been created. Here is a rundown of the top five weirdest reality TV shows till date.
This is by far the weirdest reality TV show I have ever come across. 'Naked Attraction' is a British dating game show. It showcases either a man or woman select one person from six naked contestants and then take on a fully-clothed date. It is highly cringeworthy as the six contestants stand naked while the contestant is shown each part of their body from a cubicle. The contestant chooses one among them for the date and, after the date, they give their feedback.
'Naked Attraction' premiered in 2016 and has a total of three seasons till date. Though the show received complaints due to its full frontal nudity, it still continues to air because it does not breach the rules and does not contain sexual activity. It is a one-hour episode that airs on Channel 4 and it is still going strong.
The British are at it again. After 'Naked Attraction', here is another weird TV show that was again aired on Channel 4. 'Sex Box' is a show that was first started in the UK. The series openly allows couples to do the act inside a box which is placed center stage. And once they were done, the couples were brought to a sofa where they would have to sit and talk about the sex they had in the box and their relationship in general. After airing in the UK for two seasons, the show was also aired in the US in 2015. The US version of 'Sex Box' had just nine episodes out of which four were not aired due to poor ratings.
The Germans are a step ahead when it comes to weird TV shows. Not with sex or nudity, but with sperms. 'Sperm Race' is a German TV show that aired in 2005. The show consisted of 12 competitors and three doctors. The 12 men donate their sperm which is then frozen. The sperms are then made to race to an egg using a chemical.
The doctors monitor the movement of the sperms which are also recorded on the camera. The winning sperm will mean that the man it belongs to wins a Porche. Although it is weird, thankfully, it does not contain any sex or nudity like the previous two.
If there's a reality TV show that showcases sperm racing, why not have a series that reveals a woman giving birth in the wild. 'Born in the Wild' is a show that ran for just one season. In a generation where modern medicine is too mainstream, this series showcases families that decide to give birth in midst of mother nature. With no epidurals, these women go miles away from the crowd and give birth anywhere in the woods. This is a combination of weird and bizarre.
Now, who would not want to compete for a wedding of their dreams? Well, here, you get a plastic surgery for free if you win. 'Bridalplasty' is a reality TV show that ran on E! for one season. It consisted of 12 brides-to-be or already married women competing for a chance to get their dream wedding and plastic surgery.
In the beginning, each woman gets to make a wishlist for their plastic surgery. Each week, they are given a wedding theme. And the winner of the theme each week gets a chance to get the plastic surgery they wanted. The catch? The groom cannot see his bride until the wedding day. Just imagine the look on his face once he sees someone he doesn't recognize.

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1. Monty Python’s The Meaning Of Life (1983)
5. Childrens Hospital, “Sperm Bank Heist” (2015)
6. There’s Something About Mary (1998)
7-8. Look Who’s Talking (1989) and Look Who’s Talking Too (1990)
10-11. Starbuck (2011), and Delivery Man (2013)
12. The Simpsons, “Brother, Can You Spare Two Dimes?” (1992)
13. Community, “Cooperative Polygraphy” (2014)
14. Everything You Always Wanted To Know About Sex* But Were Afraid To Ask (1972)
15. Parks And Recreation, “Ann’s Decision” (2013)
17. Upright Citizens Brigade, “Mafia” (2000)
21. Picket Fences, “Mr. Seed Goes To Town” (1995)
23. Bones, “The Dude In The Dam” (2013)
Hollywood finds sperm hilarious—donating it, stealing it (or both, as in Ted 2 , out this week), spraying it, accidentally drinking it, whatever. That is a comedy well that never runs dry—or a dramatic one, for that matter. Because what easier way to bring up issues around identity, family, and responsibility than by throwing in a plot line that reunites donor with offspring? Below, a lovin’ spoonful of some of those seminal—semenal?—works of big and small screen.
“Every Sperm Is Sacred” is such an iconic ditty that it already headlined our list of sperm-related songs . As a comic deconstruction of Catholicism’s anti-masturbation teachings, the sketch is as brutal as anything the Pythons came up with, yet the musical support for Michael Palin and Terry Jones’ writing—André Jacquemin and David Howman’s music, Arlene Phillips’ choreography—make the song and dance so irresistibly jaunty that it’s easy to forget how razor-sharp the satire is. The follow-up sketch, in which Graham Chapman’s stuffy Protestant explains how his religion’s stance on contraception means he can have sex as much as he wants (which, as it turns out, is twice), is also excellent, but it does leave rather less room to get swept up in the fun. But then, that’s kind of the point of “Every Sperm Is Sacred”: The song undoubtedly needles Catholicism, but it’s downright reverent of the musicals like Oliver! that inspired it. As Terry Jones observed in the Pythons’ 2003 group memoir, “Every Sperm Is Sacred” “is not a parody of these things, it just is those things.” [Alasdair Wilkins]
In the post-apocalyptic America of this cult movie (based on stories by Harlan Ellison), Vic, an amoral teenage scavenger (a young Don Johnson) scours the wasteland for food and women with the help of his telepathic best friend, a dog named Blood (voiced by Tim McIntire). When Blood leads Vic to the scent of a suspiciously corn-fed beauty named Quilla June (Susanne Benton), Vic is overjoyed—not only because she’s the only woman who’s ever had sex with him willingly, but also because she leads him to the secret, seemingly utopian underground city of Topeka. Vic, having left Blood behind on the surface, is even more thrilled when he’s informed that the pasty, inbred residents of Topeka need his rambunctious, virile sperm to impregnate 35 women—until he realizes it will be extracted via artificial-insemination gizmo. Cut to Vic having a series of very conflicted orgasms, as his ejaculate is harvested in a jug. His eventual escape reunites him with Blood on the surface, where, in the film’s understandably controversial ending, the best pals eat Quilla June. [Dennis Perkins]
The 1995 romantic comedy Forget Paris may not be the most memorable film, but it’s a proud participant in the tradition of sperm-related shenanigans. Having fallen in love and gotten married, Billy Crystal and Debra Winger begin trying to have a baby. A series of plot contrivances leads to the scenario of Crystal racing against the clock to get his sperm sample to the doctor in time to put it to good, baby-making use. As they must, hijinks ensue, including a police officer pulling him over, at which point Crystal indicates the small container he’s belted into the passenger’s seat, and says, “Officer, do you know what’s in this bag? It’s a cup full of sperm.” This information is not taken calmly. [Alex McCown]
The Babymakers is a bank-heist film, just not that kind of bank. (Cue record scratch, then James Brown’s “I Feel Good.”) Tommy (Paul Schneider) and Audrey Macklin (Olivia Munn) discover they haven’t gotten pregnant because of his lackadaisical sperm. But how can that be, when Tommy paid for Audrey’s engagement ring with the proceeds he earned jerking it at a sperm bank? When the place refuses to return his last good batch to him, Tommy and his pals hatch a plan to steal it back. As in Forget Paris , there’s a run-in with the police, who are also alarmed by the sperm. (“Hand over the jizz, and get on the ground!”) Good thing a ski-masked, naked Nat Faxon shows up to create a diversion. [Kyle Ryan]
When Valerie Flame (Malin Åkerman) decides she needs some of the sweet “Ivy League sperm” in the new sperm bank at the Childrens Hospital, she assembles a suspiciously familiar crack team to liberate it, including a hacker, someone to crawl sexily through laser beams, and, naturally, an Asian contortionist. This being Childrens Hospital , there’s no explanation of why administrator Sy Mittleman (Henry Winkler) started a sperm bank in a kids’ hospital, or why the hospital’s clown doctor, Blake Downs (Rob Corddry), escapes with all the sperm in the twist ending. Relaxing on the beach with his booty, Downs recites what may as well be the Childrens Hospital motto: “Wait, why did I do this again?” [Dennis Perkins]
The line “Is that hair gel?” epitomizes the raucous, ridiculous comedy of the Farrelly brothers’ There’s Something About Mary . Following the advice of a friend, Ted (Ben Stiller) masturbates before his date with Mary (Cameron Diaz), but the ejaculate ends up dangling from his earlobe. Mistaking it for hair product, Mary rubs it in her hair, and the ultra-rigid result has become one of the film’s lasting images. Although the scene’s nonsensical—that’s not how sperm works, for starters, and why would Mary just randomly jam it into her hair without checking it out afterward?—the movie’s commitment to it makes it surprisingly hilarious, as well as utterly gross. [Kevin Johnson]
The Look Who’s Talking movies announce their premise in utero. Literally. (Well, the first two at least—there is a conspicuous lack of dog sperm in 1993’s pet-centric Look Who’s Talking Now. ) The setting of the opening credits for each movie takes place in Kirstie Alley’s womb. In the first film, Bruce Willis starts out as a little swimmer, besting his contemporaries in a race to the egg to the soundtrack of the Beach Boys’ “I Get Around.” Roseanne Barr takes over for Willis in the second go-round, pushing her way to human glory as the egg, voiced by Alley, that laments the arrival of the “tadpole squad.” [Molly Eichel]
The “Surprise, you’re a dad!” trope is an old one, so the people behind The Switch apparently felt the best way to escape repetition was to complicate things as much as possible. Kassie (Jennifer Aniston) gets sperm from a bank, but Wally, her platonic best friend who’s also in love with her, accidentally pours the sample down her sink when he gets drunk at her “insemination party.” He naturally replaces it with his own, but doesn’t remember it because he’s blackout drunk. Cut to seven years later, when Kassie returns with a son who has Wally’s personality. And, what the hell, why not make it so Kassie believes she’s dating her son’s father too? Based on a Jeffrey Eugenides short story called “Baster,” The Switch bombed at the box office, landing in seventh place on its August 2010 opening weekend, falling behind the much easier to follow Piranha 3D . [Gwen Ihnat]
Fitting for the story of a man who fathers 533 children through sperm-bank donations, the Canadian comedy Starbuck has spawned three separate adaptations: the Bollywood remake Vicky Donor , a French-language version called Fonzy , and the pun-derful Vince Vaughn vehicle Delivery Man . Hollywood’s take boasts approximately one storyline for every child brought into the world by David Wozniak (Vaughn), swirling elements of a legal drama, a mob thriller, and a big-hearted tearjerker into what’s ostensibly a comedy about Wozniak earning $24,255 by jerking off. It’s not the volume of his donations but a mix-up at the fertility clinic that contributes to his substantial virility, though he takes an active hand in the kids’ lives once he’s discovered that some have grouped together to file a class-action suit against the clinic. [Erik Adams]
Sperm can be the most basic way to start a story about family, so it’s fitting that The Simpsons would use it to bring back one of the show’s great guest relatives: Herb Powell, Homer Simpson’s half-brother (voiced by Danny DeVito). When a routine test at the power plant finds that Homer’s sperm has been rendered sterile by radiation, the company offers him a special award (the First Annual Montgomery Burns Award For Outstanding Achievement In The Field Of Excellence) and a one-time cash payout to distract him from suing. Now homeless after Homer’s buffonery (and Herb’s own poor business sense) cost him his fortune , Herb reads about the Homer’s reward in the newspaper and asks his estranged brother for a loan to rebuild his business empire. It’s a sweet, goofy tale of American enterprise and good old-fashioned hard work, and it all began with some sluggish, ineffective sperm. [Zack Handlen]
At first blush, it may seem like Community creator Dan Harmon was looking for the most humiliating way to send off cast member and noted Harmon nemesis Chevy Chase: Chase’s sexist, racist, homophobic curmudgeon Pierce Hawthorne masturbates to death (offscreen, thankfully). Instead, Pierce’s legacy (in the form of the canisters of frozen sperm he died filling), turns out to be as paradoxically affecting as Pierce himself could be, without ever losing touch with how out of touch he was. (Maintaining to the end that Joel McHale’s Jeff Winger is gay, Pierce just assumes that Winger would want a big canister of sperm.) With guest star Walton Goggins’ lawyer bestowing everyone’s sperm with surgically deadpan delivery, Pierce’s exit is as typically inappropriate as it is undeniably, hilariously sweet. [Dennis Perkins]
The most surreal entry in Woody Allen’s canon is Everything You Always Wanted To Know About Sex* But Were Afraid To Ask anthology, a movie that includes seven short films related to the title subject. The most famous segment, “What Happens During Ejaculation?,” shows how a male body’s “control central,” decisively commandeered by Tony Randall, organizes a successful sexual climax. The erection team is a construction crew; Burt Reynolds is a team lackey who yells out reports like “thighs are being stroked!”; and the possible loss of erection is traced to a priest shouting Catholic guilt epithets. Allen plays his sperm character as neurotic, worrying about strange stories he’s heard in which “sometimes the guys will slam their heads against a wall of hard rubber” and, “What if he’s masturbating? I might wind up on the ceiling!” In the end, the sperm all remember the oath they took at sperm training school: “Fertilize an ovum or die trying” and control central toasts another successful mission—until it’s time to go again. [Gwen Ihnat]
Throughout the fifth season of Parks And Recreation , Ann Perkins (Rashida Jones) tries to move forward with her decision to have a baby without a partner. Initially she visits a sperm bank, but after a disconcertingly close encounter with Sewage Joe, Perkins decides to go with someone she knows. Although she nearly ends up with local shock-jock The Douche, she makes literally the best possible decision on the father front: Chris Traeger (Rob Lowe). Attempts to go the in-vitro route, however, prove too clinical for the couple, leading to a decidedly more natural sperm donation that ultimately results in Perkins and Traeger living happily ever after. [Will Harris]
Sex columnist Dan Savage often points to certain outlandish sex acts that only exist in the mind of 14-year-old boys. In 2004, one of those 14-year-old boys was 47-year-old Spike Lee, who after an early career of challenging, insightful work, decided to channel all of his worst impulses into She Hate Me . Jack Armstrong (Anthony Mackie) is a biotech executive falsely accused of fraud who, in order to maintain his lifestyle, does what unemployed men in movies have done for years: sell his sperm so lesbians can have babies. While anyone who’s donated sperm in real life can attest to the pay and prestige barely rising above selling plasma, in Spike Lee’s fevered imagination, it’s a job with only slightly less pay and perks than Mick Jagger’s. In the film, Mackie ends up being paid $10,000 per satisfied customer, and unlike real-life sperm donation, he delivers the goods the old-fashioned way. Because if Hollywood has taught us anything, it’s that lesbians love doin’ it with men. [Mike Vago]
Semen holds “Mafia” together, beginning with a segment where Matt Besser’s investigative reporter uncovers “unsightly semen stains” in the typical hotel room with his trusty blacklight, not realizing what it shows on his face, hair, and clothes. Later, a reformed gangster named Fantosi (played by Ian Roberts) takes a heartfelt interest in helping a childless couple conceive, so he mobilizes his entire criminal enterprise to provide the terrified would-be parents with an unending river of mafia ejaculate. Tying it all together in signature UCB style, Fantosi dies during a huge, semen-soaked courthouse shoot-out (also captured by blacklight camera), his essence changing into a giant sperm cell that shoots i
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