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It's probably awkward when you're sitting in private having to produce semen samples for your doctor.
Well, that could soon be a thing of the past, as a sperm collector machine was demonstrated at this year's China International Medical Equipment Fair.
Sanwe, the company who produced this contraption, has called it "a device [that] can simulate the movement of women's vagina".
They described: "It can simulate vaginal environment through massage, twitching, sucking [and] vibration, [and can] act upon the human penis, which can make semen collection fast and safe. It is the best clinical equipment of sperm collection."
Watch the sperm collector in motion below:
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Tests fresh, washed, frozen, and post vas sample types, runs latex bead and is included on the CAP proficiency schedule. 500x visualization system, and LIS interface transfer ability

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A sperm extractor from China went viral online recently. The machine promises a hands-free solution for donation and diagnosis alike.

Sperm Donation Made Easier With Automatic Sperm Extractor (video/NSFW)
Grew up back East, got sick of the cold and headed West. Since I was small I have been pushing buttons – both electronic and human. With an insatiable need for tech I thought “why not start a blog focusing on technology, and use my dislikes and likes to post on gadgets.”
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Looking to donate some extra sperm, but are feeling a bit lazy about the whole “process?” Then make your way to Nanjing, China (the capital of Jiangsu Province) where a new machine makes sperm donation a whole lot easier with their automatic sperm extractor that eliminates the need for any manual stimulation. To extract the sperm, the machine uses a massage pipe that can actually be adjusted to fit the height of the user, so all guys need to do is choose the frequency, amplitude and temperature they’d like to get off with.
And if it takes a bit more stimulation for them to fill the cup, there’s a small screen attached on the top of the machine for visual help. So why not just do it the good old fashioned way you ask? Well, the hospital’s director of urology says that the machine is supposed to aide with those who are stage fright when doing it on their own. As if being “milked” for sperm is any better, right? We can just imagine what would happen if the machine is accidentally placed on its fastest frequency… ouch !
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