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Eleanor Clarice Gladstone was born in 1895 in Hamilton, in Ontario. She was married and widowed twice, had seven children, 28 grandchildren and dozens of great-grandchildren.
More than 250 people gathered yesterday to celebrate her birthday, including her family as well as several media representatives.
When asked by reporters if she had any secrets to remain healthy and alert at her age, the elderly woman gave an answer that provoked uncontrollable laughter from the guests.
Ms. Gladstone says she had to hide her health secret when she was younger because of society’s social conservatism at the beginning of the 20th century and says she hopes others can now benefit from her discovery.
Ms. Gladstone says she has been collecting sperm from residents at her senior’s residence since the death of her husband to be able to get her daily cup.
Experts consulted on the subject confirmed that semen has several beneficial effects that help overall longevity.
Notably, due to the endorphins, estrone, prolactin, oxytocin, thyrotropin-releasing hormone and serotonin contained in it, semen has incredible natural antidepressant properties.
It also has several benefits including stress-relieving and anxiety-reducing properties as well as sleep regulate hormones, but one specific element in semen could explain Ms. Gladstone’s incredible longevity: Spermidine.
When ingested, this unique element has been proven to dramatically increase the lifespan of animals by as much as 25 percent and was also found to prevent liver disease as well as liver cancer.
That’s a whole lot of man gravy granny!
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All characters appearing in the articles in this website – even those based on real people – are entirely fictional and any resemblance between them and any person, living, dead or undead, is purely a miracle.
More stories to check out before you go
Eleanor Clarice Gladstone was born in 1895 in Hamilton, in Ontario. She was married and widowed twice, had seven children, 28 grandchildren and dozens of great-grandchildren.
More than 250 people gathered yesterday to celebrate her birthday, including her family as well as several media representatives.
When asked by reporters if she had any secrets to remain healthy and alert at her age, the elderly woman gave an answer that provoked uncontrollable laughter from the guests.
Ms. Gladstone says she had to hide her health secret when she was younger because of society’s social conservatism at the beginning of the 20th century and says she hopes others can now benefit from her discovery.
Ms. Gladstone says she has been collecting sperm from residents at her senior’s residence since the death of her husband to be able to get her daily cup.
Experts consulted on the subject confirmed that semen has several beneficial effects that help overall longevity.
Notably, due to the endorphins, estrone, prolactin, oxytocin, thyrotropin-releasing hormone and serotonin contained in it, semen has incredible natural antidepressant properties.
It also has several benefits including stress-relieving and anxiety-reducing properties as well as sleep regulate hormones, but one specific element in semen could explain Ms. Gladstone’s incredible longevity: Spermidine.
When ingested, this unique element has been proven to dramatically increase the lifespan of animals by as much as 25 percent and was also found to prevent liver disease as well as liver cancer.
That’s a whole lot of man gravy granny!
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San Francisco police interrupts sex party involving midgets, emus and a fountain of sperm

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“It seems it was a thematic sex party for people with strange fetishes. They had midgets, bearded women, wild animals and a large outdoor fountain filled with 50 gaalons of semen.”

“It was an extremely delicate operation. Hundreds of naked people trying to flee with emus and boars with ball gags in their mouths running around. It was a very chaotic scene.”

All i can do is laugh. Fuck sakes. Emus, boars, midgets and a fucking sperm fountain. This is one of those one in a near infinity occurrences.

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Someone's going to get boared...... Doing bird.... In this sticky situation

Someone's going to get boared...... Doing bird.... In this sticky situation

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Midgets, wild animals, circus freaks, gimps and a big fountain of cum.

Have fun figuring out the sequence of debauchery.

I wanna know who is the brains behind this fucked up spunkathon

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Sound like an episode of blue mountain state...

Is thad castle involved?
Jesus christ... 50 gallons of semen in a fountain is not what I needed to read whilst hungover, where do you even source that I can't imagine the initial reaction of the police first on site
What in the fucking fuck is up with these fuckers that want to have sex with fucking animals? Fucking fuckers are fucked in the fucking head!

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You know when you're playing a videogame and you think you're pretty good. Getting high-scores. Killing bosses taking no damage. Mastering that risk/reward stuff.
Then you stumble onto YouTube and watch experts play. Forcing you to realise you're just a scrub after all and that you'll likely never never reach the effortless mastery you've just witnessed.

That's how this thread makes me feel.
Is this, is this it? Peak debauchery?

Jesus christ... 50 gallons of semen in a fountain is not what I needed to read whilst hungover, where do you even source that I can't imagine the initial reaction of the police first on site

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Is this, is this it? Peak debauchery?

My thoughts too. Something stupid like this had to come from California or Florida.

There's no way this would come from any other large states like Texas, NY, or any rust belt state.

How did they get that many Ree members out of their house at once? Did they call an IRL summit?

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Beaumont, Texas | An employee of the Jefferson County morgue died this morning after being accidentally cremated by one of his coworkers. According to the Beaumont Police Department, 48-year old Henri Paul Johnson decided to take a nap on a stretcher after working for sixteen hours straight. Whi
Darrel Whitaker from Glenwood Springs in Colorado claims a sasquatch attacked him and attempted to rape him while he was walking in the woods. The 57-year-old man was walking to his hunting cabin on Sunday to see if it had suffered any damage during the winter. All of a sudden, a large "gorilla-
How does a semen fountain even work, can someone ms paint a draft please.

How does a semen fountain even work, can someone ms paint a draft please.

History repeats itself. This is Caligula-esque. Civilizations fall when people devolve into complete degenerates.
This site looks questionable, I think this is satire. It sounds too good to be true as well.
How long until beastiality gets added to the "-phobic" list and you immediately become a racist nazi just for disapproving of it?

And I'd think the presence of a single minor at something like that would get every person there labelled a sex offender at the minimum.
So this is what happens at Pelosis house.
Now it's just getting weirder, a renaissance fair from hell.

Just resetera weekly staff meeting.
Come on guys, can’t believe you fell for an onion

Is this an Onion-style site? Note the name: World News Daily. Where facts don't matter.

San Francisco? Please tell me Ben Pack was one of the people arrested. Oh who am I kidding, Jeff Gerstmann would still have him on the bombcast calling from prison.
Willy Wanka and the Chocobo factory!

'Oompa Loompa, do-ba-dee-doo,
I've got a pervert puzzle for you.
Oompa Loompa, do-ba-dee-dee,
If easily grossed out don't listen to me.

What do you get if you guzzle down cum?
Eating your fill from a Chocobo's bum.
What are you at making fountains that splat?
What do you think will come, of that?

I don't like the look of it.

Oompa Loompa do-ba-dee-da......'
You had me at midgets....

You lost me at Emus......

You locked me down at Sperm Fountain.

You had me at midgets....

You lost me at Emus......

You locked me down at Sperm Fountain.

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Degenerates.
Oh, fake news? I don't recant.
This is the type of party where you will see some real life ass to ass Requiem for a Dream style.

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Cassandra ~ Comments, Schneier on Security, https://www.schneier.com/blog/archives/2018/01/spectre_and_mel_1.html
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I have been recently wondering the limits of male orgasm time and ejaculation amount. It would be great to find a way to increase the amount of semen production and extend the period of orgasm. L-arginine works pretty well, but it might just be mental. Alright.. Without further adieu, here is the plan..
I will not masturbate for two days and treat my body well such as sleeping 8 hours a night, not drinking caffeine or alcohol and drinking 8 glasses of water a day. On the third night I will masturbate and measure the amount of semen and how many “convulsions” during the orgasm.
After the control, there will be another 2 days of no masturbation and good behavior, but each morning I will take a Centrum and on the third night I will take the same measurements as before.
The third and last test I can think of is to take the recommended dose of L-Arginine for the three days and on the third night take the same measurements.
Personally 3 days should be more than enough for me to recover b/c I’m only 21. The above are the only factors that I can really think of that will affect the amount of semen I have. Please suggest any more experiments. Also tell me if any of you guys have tried this before and the amount of semen and length of orgasm.
Can’t wait to hear the results man! Keep us posted.
This is an interesting experiment. Keep us updated.
Best Thread Title so far…. :rolling:
Great idea Gladiator - best of luck.. :up:
You have good intentions, but your experiment time frame is just way too short. For instance, the effects of L-arg can take up to 2 weeks or more to become apparent and vitamins also require time as improved nutrition works its magic on your internal organs.
It would be better if you could make each stage of your experiment last for a month at least.
One way to increase your load almost immediately is to edge for 20 minutes to an hour and then finally blow your load. I think you will see an almost instantaneous increase in cum load from that alone.
So you will be jerking into a graduated cylinder?
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I think he will just count how many gulps his girlfriend swallows. :)
PE for length: so her heart stops when she sees it. PE for girth: to get her heart started again!
One need only leave the surface of the planet to realize we are all one people.

It would be better if you could make each stage of your experiment last for a month at least.
One way to increase your load almost immediately is to edge for 20 minutes to an hour and then finally blow your load. I think you will see an almost instantaneous increase in cum load from that alone.

Observe... learn from other people's mistakes.

Well, it seems like there’s a lot more to try with than L-arginine.
First of all not all L-arginine supplements are created equal. Does yours contain L-ornithine and B-Vitamins? Are you consuming more than 2 grams? Are you also taking a multivitamin?
Here’s a list of supplements/activities that increase ejaculate (or so I’ve heard) - Lots of water - oyster juice - eating a whole bunch of celery the day before and the day during - L-arginine/L-Ornithine - Multi vitamin - helps make the arginine work - Semenex - Never used it - Ejaculoid - Never used it - Edging all day (blue balling it) - Technique - you come more if you can kegel a little bit and not come for awhile during sex/masturbating
Also, Drinking coconut juice/pineapple juice apparently makes it taste better.
Start: 1/11/06, Committed:11/1/06, Measure: 6.3 BPEL, 5 EG
Apparently drinking lots of milk makes ejaculate thicker.
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I hope you’ll be comparing your caffeine/alcohol loads to the caffeine alcohol free loads, because I’d like to know how much they actually affect it. I’d try experimenting myself, but I like coffee too much (not the actual drink, more the culture of coffee shops or the fact that I generally make myself a coffee when I have nothing better to do so it implies freedom to me :P ). I also drink too much coke and Dr Pepper, but I claim its for medicinal reasons! Well, I tend to drink more when I have a sore throat, and it really soothes it.
Good luck with your experiment. Hope you manage to stick to your regime for it!
Start : 22 Mar 04: 6.5 " BPEL x 4.6 " EG & 6 " head. As at : 1 Jan 05: 7.5 " BPEL x 4.8-4.9 " EG & 6.3 " head.
Re-re-start! : 6 Feb 17: 6.9 " BPEL x 4.9 " EG & 5.5 " head. As of: 23 Feb 17: 7.0 " BPEL x 5.0 " EG & 6.0 " head.
Ideal : ASAP : 8+ " BPEL x 5.5+ " EG & 6.5+ " head But will continue if the going is good!!

I agree with gprent. Your test periods will be too short to factor in variables such as daily changes in your level of body hydration. And L-a does take some time to kick in for most.
However, you can begin by counting your orgasmic contractions before your experiment begins which will give you a base-line for any increases you may experience later along the way.
Yeah, you need more of a “control” period as well. Funny thing to talk about sample size in a PE forum.
Take something that will increase your testosterone production (or take testosterone but it`s not really a good ideea). Your libido must be sky high during the days when you wanna squirt. Prior to THE SQUIRT take a 2-3 weeks dose of L-arginine and maybe other supps that are known to boost ejac, and much water. You will have the biggest load about after a week or two(if you can hold that long) of non-ejaculatory period(that includes sleep) combined with a 10-30 minutes at least, or more, of sexual pleasures.
Wow, there is a lot more to this “simple experiment” than I thought. Here is a link to a similar post The more than north supplement guide to creating massive cumshots
There are posts about building a tolerance to L-arginine… or any supplement for that matter. With supplements, I only take them when I want to have a really huge load that night. If I experiment with it weeks on end and they looses their effectiveness I’ll be a sad, sad, sad, man.
The second half of the thread talks about a man in a video labeled “sperm fountain”. This video is pretty crazy and I have never even came close to the amount of semen this guy produces. As of now I have an average of 5-6 convulsions and they never shoot solid streams of semen. I want to have ejaculations like this guy if he is for real and just didn’t fill his bladder up with some thick white substance.
I have read the rules and can’t post any pictures of pornographic nature so there will be no graduated cylinders filled with my baby batter =P. Which brings up another problem. I have no uber accurate way of measuring my man juice. There are 25 ml graduated cylinders, but they are just too small for me to unload upon. The 100 ml seems to be just large enough to stick my tip in, but unless I become “sperm fountain” I have no use for a 100 ml graduated cylinder. Counting the times I shoot is a half-asse
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