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Pursuing basic and translational research across 9 programs and 100+ labs
Focusing on clinical cancer research and population health
Bridging the lab and the clinic through translational research
Fostering interdisciplinary collaborations between laboratory scientists and clinicians
Partnering with other academic and research institutions
Offering state-of-the-art resources for our researchers
Offering a curriculum with a focus on cancer
Connecting college seniors to future careers in biomedicine
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This information will help you prepare for your sperm collection by testicular sperm extraction (TESE) procedure at Memorial Sloan Kettering (MSK).
TESE is a procedure to collect sperm directly from your testes. It’s done if there are no sperm found in your semen, the milky white substance where sperm live. You may have this procedure because:
Samples of tissue will be taken from your testicles and sent to a sperm bank. Sperm banking is the collection, freezing, and storage of sperm for possible use in the future. Sperm banking before cancer treatment will increase your chance of having a biological child in the future using your own sperm.
After your procedure, your tissue samples will be brought to the Sperm Bank of New York to be analyzed. If they find sperm, the tissue will be be transferred to their affiliated sperm bank in New Jersey for freezing and storage. The address is:
Some sperm banks may have less expensive storage fees. Talk with your healthcare provider if you want your sperm moved to a different sperm bank, or if you have questions. For more information, read Sperm Banking and and Building Your Family After Cancer Treatment: Information for Men .
You may need to stop taking some of your medications before your procedure. Talk with your healthcare provider about which medications are safe for you to stop taking.
You must have a responsible care partner take you home after your procedure. A responsible care partner is someone who can help you get home safely. They should be able to contact your care team if they have any concerns. Make sure to plan this before the day of your procedure.
If you don’t have a responsible care partner to take you home, call one of the agencies below. They’ll send someone to go home with you. There’s a charge for this service, and you’ll need to provide transportation. It’s OK to use a taxi or car service, but you still need a responsible care partner with you.
If you develop any illness (fever, cold, sore throat, or flu) before your procedure, call the healthcare provider who scheduled it for you. After 5:00 p.m. , during the weekend, and on holidays, call 212-639-2000 and ask for the healthcare provider on call for your healthcare provider.
A clerk from the Admitting Office will call you after 2:00 p.m. the day before your procedure. If you’re scheduled for your procedure on a Monday, you will be called on the Friday before.
The clerk will tell you what time you should arrive for your procedure. They will also tell you where to go. If you don’t receive a call by 7:00 p.m. , call 212-639-5014 .
If you need to cancel your procedure for any reason, call the healthcare provider who scheduled it for you.
‌ Do not eat anything after midnight the night before your procedure. This includes hard candy and gum.
Your healthcare provider may give you more instructions for eating and drinking before your procedure.
‌ You can drink a total of 12 ounces of water between midnight and 2 hours before your scheduled arrival time. Do not drink anything else. Do not drink anything starting 2 hours before your scheduled arrival time. This includes water.
Once you arrive at the hospital, doctors, nurses, and other staff members will ask you to say and spell your name and date of birth many times. This is for your safety. People with the same or similar names may be having procedures on the same day.
You will get general anesthesia (medication to make you sleepy) to put you to sleep during the procedure. Your healthcare provider will make a very small incision (surgical cut) in your scrotum (the pouch of skin holding your testes). They will examine your testes using a tiny microscope and remove small pieces of tissue from your testes. Then, your healthcare provider will close the incision with sutures (stitches).
You will have a bandage (mummy wrap) around your scrotum and a scrotal support to hold the dressing in place. The scrotal support is a special type of underwear. You will also be given extra gauze to put between your bandage and scrotal support to use as compression.
You will recover in the Post Anesthesia Care Unit (PACU). When you wake up, you will be discharged home or brought back to your hospital room, if you’re in the hospital for other reasons.
You’re healthcare provider may prescribe antibiotics. You should take them as instructed until the bottle is empty, even if you are feeling better.
You may have mild pain and tenderness in your scrotum for a few days. You will get a prescription for pain medication. Take it as directed by your healthcare provider.
Pain medication may cause constipation. Both over-the-counter (medication you get without a prescription) and prescription medications are available to treat constipation. Start with one of the following over-the-counter medications first:
If you have not had a bowel movement (pooped) within 3 days after your procedure, contact your healthcare provider.
You may also have mild bruising (a “black and blue” appearance) on your scrotum. Your penis and scrotum may be swollen. This is normal and should go away over the next week.
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It's probably awkward when you're sitting in private having to produce semen samples for your doctor.
Well, that could soon be a thing of the past, as a sperm collector machine was demonstrated at this year's China International Medical Equipment Fair.
Sanwe, the company who produced this contraption, has called it "a device [that] can simulate the movement of women's vagina".
They described: "It can simulate vaginal environment through massage, twitching, sucking [and] vibration, [and can] act upon the human penis, which can make semen collection fast and safe. It is the best clinical equipment of sperm collection."
Watch the sperm collector in motion below:
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Sperm Donation Goes Hands Free with This Weird Chinese Automatic Sperm Collector
What you see below, is a hands-free automatic sperm collector. Yes, you read that right and if that's already got you laughing, then check out the video.
We're kinda used to weird and wonderful stuff coming out of Japan but it seems China has played a trump card as here we see a rather 'interesting' device finding its way into a Chinese hospital in Nanjing, capital of Jiangsu Province. What you see below is a hands-free automatic sperm collector called 'The SW-3701'. Yes, you read that right and if that's already got you laughing, then check out the video.
The concept is probably just as you can imagine. A massage pipe protrudes and retracts after the user has gotten himself into position and the machine keeps going until it has collected the sperm. The height is adjustable and the user even gets to chose the frequency, amplitude, and temperature. There's even a screen to provide some visual stimulation which is probably needed to help you forget that you're currently being fellated by a machine like a cow being milked.
According to the director of the urology department of the hospital, the machine is designed to help individuals that are finding it difficult to retrieve sperm the old fashioned way. The device isn't all that new apparently and has been in place a couple of years but in the last few days it's been doing the rounds on the internet and causing a stir on social media.
Really hope there is some sort of hygiene procedures involved here like a disposable insert for the massage pipe.
And we're left with another question, with such a booming population does China really need more sperm?
The official product page of collector: SW-3701

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