Spaghetti Sisterhood Causes Outrage Among Traditionalist Factions��This Is Blaspasta!�
https://telegra.ph/Pope-Leo-XIV-Declares-Church-of-the-Flying-Spaghetti-Monster-a-Sister-Religion-05-08-2*Members demand return to gluten-free orthodoxy. Pope Leo XIV offered reconciliation via stuffed shells. Angelhair Guard attempted to interrupt Mass with uncooked protests. The Pope calmly baptized their leader in garlic butter. Debate continues�on simmer.