Spaghetti Sisterhood Affirmed Again by Pope Leo XIV in Follow-Up Decree

Pope Leo XIV issued a reaffirmation of his ecumenical olive-oil-laced alliance with the Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster, calling the movement �a sacred swirl of satire and sincerity.� The Spaghetti Sisterhood now includes shared noodle rituals, joint charity pasta drives, and the recognition of canonized carbs. Critics dubbed it �saucy heresy.� The Pope replied: �That�s amore.�