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I recall my first time with a condom. I was 16. I went in to buy a packet of condoms at Parchen’s pharmacy. In those days it took a lot of guts to go in a store and ask for that kind of item because everyone in town knew me and there was no doubt the young lady (I think her name was Delores) knew what they were for.
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She was working as an assistant behind the counter, and she could see that I was really embarrassed by the whole procedure. She handed me the package and asked if I knew how to wear one. I honestly answered, ‘No, not really.’
So she unwrapped the package, took one out and slipped it over her thumb. She cautioned me to make sure it was on tight and secure. I apparently still looked confused so, she looked all around the store to see if it were empty. It was. ‘Just a minute,’ she said, and walked to the door and locked it. Taking my hand, she led me into the back room, unbuttoned her blouse and removed it. She unhooked her bra and laid it aside. ‘Do these excite you?’ She asked.
Well, I was so dumb-struck that all I could do was stand there with my mouth open and nod my head. She then said it was time to slip the condom on. As I was slipping it on, she dropped her skirt, removed her panties and lay down on a desk. ‘Well, come on’, she said, ‘We don’t have much time.’
So I climbed on her. It was so wonderful that, unfortunately, I could no longer hold back and KAPOW, I was done within a few moments.
She looked at me with a bit of a frown. ‘Did you put that condom on, Vince?’ she asked. I said, ‘sure did,’ and held up my thumb to show her.
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InFamous: Second Son Pre-Order Comes With Condoms At GameStop Italy
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Big box with a cool new game? Check. Awesome special edition box art? Check. Booklets and energy drinks? Double check. Glow-in-the-dark condoms? Oh you better believe it.

Whether you're into bananas or cherries, GameStop Italy wants to ensure that gamers are guaranteed to have a good time with inFamous: Second Son like Lindsay Lohan is guaranteed for another career-breakdown (assuming there's still a career left to breakdown).

Game Revolution spotted the news thanks to a post on Neogaf, where the pre-order kit from GameStop Italy was discovered.

As noted on Game Revolution...

“Preorder inFAMOUS: Second Son in Italy to get the Preorder Kit, a GameStop exclusive, containing a copy of the game, energy drinks, and a pack of glow-in-the-dark condoms. That's right. Glow-in-the-dark condoms.”

I think this is a great way to help boost the sex appeal of gamers. I mean, if you put the condoms on before you start playing with some friends over (male or female alike) and Delson Rowe starts getting you all excited and amped up, your friends will think you have crotch-context sensitive powers, as your rocket starts blasting off and glowing through your pants like the neon-colored bad guys from Halo. Heck, they'll likely assume you plucked your pecker in a plushy full-up of pastelic glowing goo, or maybe you contracted something oozy from your old Stretch Armstrong doll when you decided to re-enact scenes from the popular HBO show “Oz”.

Either way, glowing condoms is the best way to make an impression, for better or for worse. Only non-cool hipsters would think that glowing condoms aren't cool, and I guess that's why they just aren't getting any or having to rely on Voina tactics to get any action at all... and it doesn't get anymore hipster than Voina.

I'm not really sure if GameStop Italy is hoping this thing catches fire with co-ed pitchers and hitters or same team players, but I imagine this thing could be huge if exposed to the right people. I mean, gamers are always labeled as basement dwelling troglodytes of a neck-bearded nature, but this trends – if it just picks up enough traction – could prompt to make people believe gamers are extroverted, glowing-condom wearing exhibitionists. And I mean, come on, is it better to be considered as someone likely to run up to a group of unknowns in public flashing your glowing “powers” or to be considered a mama's boy with pants so ill-fitting that your butt-crack has its own zip code?

If you want to get in on the glowing-condom action, you be sure to pay a kind visit to that new-wave hipster GameStop in Italy. They're definitely doing things right for the future representation of gamers.

If Delsin Rowe and co., gets you burning whether you're wearing a glowing condom or not, you won't have to wait long to delve into Delsin when inFamous: Second Son launches this March, exclusively for the PlayStation 4.

Oh yeah... and about that Stretch Armstrong... just tell your friends you mistakenly sat him on a pin (a really small pin) and that's why he was leaking his gel from back there. Trust me, they'll believe you.
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