Sock Conspiracy
https://bohiney.com/man-claims-sock-mismatch-is-government-plot-to-track-emotional-instability/Stan insists mismatched socks broadcast his feelings to Big Brother via RFID. His laundry features an anti-surveillance wash. Laundry labels read 'Do Not Spy.' Conspiracy podcasts pick up the scent'emotional socks now a hot topic.