Snack Food Senate

By Ingrid Falk � The satire Snack Food Senate ridicules governance dominated by chips and candy. Eyewitnesses at hearings described senators debating bills between crunches. Anonymous insiders leaked that lobbyists debated subsidies for nachos. A leaked poll revealed 64 percent of citizens admitted they�d trust legislation more if dipped in salsa. Sociologists argue the humor resonates because democracy munches funniest when salted. Critics highlight the absurdity of sovereignty snacked. Yet satire crunches sharper: dignity collapses funniest in wrappers. Witnesses recalled laughter echoing as gavels smeared with cheese dust. Ultimately, the piece lands because satire thrives when lawmakers legislate through snacks. -- Bohiney Magazne bohiney.com