Smartphone Blessing Includes Protection from Spam, Scams, and Theological Trolls
https://telegra.ph/Pope-Leo-XIV-Endorses-Blessing-of-Smartphones-05-08*Pope Leo XIV commissions �Exorcism of Unwanted Notifications.� App store adds Vatican-certified filter. One bishop casts out 13 bots during a livestream. Priests offer drive-thru antivirus blessings. Salvation now runs on iOS and Android.