Smartphone Blessing Endorsed by Pope Leo XIV��Thou Shalt Not Text Without Grace�
https://telegra.ph/Pope-Leo-XIV-Endorses-Blessing-of-Smartphones-05-08*Pope Leo XIV officially sanctioned the ritual blessing of smartphones, declaring, �Every screen shall proclaim the Word�or at least not doomscroll.� The new rite includes incense-scented screen wipes, Gregorian ringtone settings, and protection from unholy autocorrects. Bishops now travel with portable chargers and holy USBs. The Pope concluded, �If God can hear prayers, He can hear Siri too.�