Small Tit Thumbs

Small Tit Thumbs
The Best Early Labor Day Sales at Lowe's
Starbucks' Fall 2022 Merch Collection Is Here
80+ Black-Owned Businesses to Shop Now
The Best Dehumidifiers to Keep Humidity at Bay
Advertisement - Continue Reading Below

Everyone asks what happened to your thumbs.

Even the widest press-on nail in the set doesn't cover your thumbnail.

Texting without autocorrect is not an option.

You will never win a thumb wrestling match.

Shadow puppets just aren't the same.

You feel personally attacked when internet commenters attack Megan Fox.

It's harder and more uncomfortable to play many musical instruments.

You feel an instant bond when you meet someone else with clubbed thumbs.

You can't always fit your thumb in the bowling ball thumb hole.

Not that you'd want to hitchhike, but if you did, you wouldn't be very good at it.

Marci Robin
Marci Robin is a freelance writer and editor specializing in beauty and lifestyle content.

Advertisement - Continue Reading Below
Advertisement - Continue Reading Below
What to Know About COVID-19 Tests' Shelf-Life
5 Best High-Heat Cooking Oils, According to RDs
25 Tips for Walking for Weight Loss
30 Best Healthy High-Protein Snacks of 2022
What Is Moringa? How to Use This Nutritious Plant
12 Great Fidget Toys That Can Soothe Away Anxiety
7 Common Scalp Issues — And How to Treat Them

We’ve been independently researching and testing products for over 120 years. If you buy through our links, we may earn a commission. Learn more about our

review process.

You can forget about press-on nails.
I didn't know there was anything unusual about my hands until I was in sixth grade, sitting on the bus to an away game with the rest of the cheerleading squad. I rested my hand on the back of an eighth grader's seat, which is when she noticed my thumb.
"Oh my gosh! You have the same weird thumbs I do," she exclaimed."I've never met anyone else who has them!"
Weird? I thought. What's so weird about them?
Well, it turns out I'm one of less than .5% of Americans whose thumbs are affected by brachydactyly type D, which sounds like a flying dinosaur but definitely isn't. More commonly referred to as "clubbed thumbs" and often comically called "toe thumbs" (delightful!), brachydactyly type D is an inherited condition in which "the end bones of the thumbs are shortened but all the fingers are normal," according to HealthLine . In addition to our thumbs being pretty stumpy, those of us who have clubbed thumbs also have wider-than-average, shorter-than-average thumbnails, and they have no backward arch to them.
There are no dire complications related to brachydactyly type D — at least not medical ones. But anyone who's lived with these quirky digits — and there are an estimated 1 to 2 million of us in the U.S. alone — know that there are plenty of "side effects" that come with them.
If your clubbed thumbs are the first clubbed thumbs someone has ever seen, there will be questions. "Did you slam it in a door or something?" No. "Is the tip chopped off? Oh jeez, no! When you show them that both of your thumbs are clubbed — as is the case in three-quarters of those affected by brachydactyly type D — and explain you were just born this way, expect incredulity.
As a beauty editor, I receive lots of products to try out, including the latest adhesive nail styles. Not once has the widest nail in any set ever entirely covered my thumbnail. I'm forced to accept that my natural nail (which I can try to paint to match the fake nails) will be exposed on either side, or I can wear the press-on nails on just my other fingers. Sigh.
The pad of a clubbed thumb takes up a comical amount of space. Inevitably, this means constant typos.
"One, two, three, four, I declare a thumb war" are nine of the most terrifying words someone with clubbed thumbs can hear. Let's use this adorable gif as an analogy, shall we? Your friend's thumb is the St. Bernard, and your squooshed little thumb is the kitten. No matter how much you try, your thumb will never conquer theirs, and they could easily crush you without much effort.
If it requires a long, backward-arching thumb, it ain't gonna happen.
A few years ago, the internet realized that extremely conventionally attractive actress Megan Fox has clubbed thumbs. AND THE WORLD ENDED. "Oh man, these are some terrible thumbs," wrote one blogger . "One of my roommates said, 'She's pretty but her thumbs just freak me out.' I quickly googled the thumbs and, oh my god," wrote another . COME ON. She's incredibly beautiful regardless of the shape of her thumbs.
I have attempted to learn to play the guitar three separate times, and all three times, I quit because it hurt so much to hold the neck correctly. And don't even get me started about how widely some piano chords require you to spread your hands.
As rare as clubbed thumbs may be, I've been lucky enough to encounter several other people who share my tragic affliction. And I've hugged them all within five minutes of meeting them.
For some reason, lighter bowling balls often have smaller finger holes. I suppose the manufacturers expect dainty lady fingers are the most likely to be inserted in the eight-pounders, but I've got news for them: Some of us dainty ladies have husky thumbs.
You've heard of hitchhiker's thumb? A clubbed thumb is essentially the complete opposite.
Luckily, this DIY stress ball is squeezable by all kinds of thumbs.

Boards are the best place to save images and video clips. Collect, curate and comment on your files.
Unable to complete your request at present. Please try again later or contact us if the issue continues.
Experience our new, interactive way to find visual insights that matter.
Images Creative Editorial Video Creative Editorial
Best match Newest Oldest Most popular
Any date Last 24 hours Last 48 hours Last 72 hours Last 7 days Last 30 days Last 12 months Custom date range
NUMBER OF PEOPLE AGE PEOPLE COMPOSITION ETHNICITY
975 Little Girls Breasts Premium High Res Photos
© 2022 Getty Images. The Getty Images design is a trademark of Getty Images.
Access the best of Getty Images and iStock with our simple subscription plan . Millions of high-quality images, video, and music options await you.
Tap into Getty Images’ global-scale, data-driven insights and network of over 340,000 creators to create content exclusively for your brand .
Streamline your workflow with our best-in-class digital asset management system . Organise, control, distribute, and measure all of your digital content.
Grow your brand authentically by sharing brand content with the internet’s creators.

This website no longer supports Internet Explorer, which is now an outdated browser. For the best experience and your security, please visit
us using a different browser.

A new study has found that drinking caffeine over an extended period of time makes women's breasts shrink. Unfortunately, the same study also found that gals may have to make a hard choice between breast size and breast safety, because drinking caffeine also helps protect against cancer. According to the research, regular drinking of as little as three cups daily a day can have an enough of an impact on estrogen levels to cause noticeable bosom reduction. In light of this study, we came up with 22 small-breasted celebs. Keira Knightley

© 2022 NYP Holdings, Inc. All Rights Reserved

Terms of Use

Privacy Notice

Your Ad Choices

Sitemap

Your California Privacy Rights

Do Not Sell My Personal Information

Your California Privacy Rights

Do Not Sell My Personal Information

Stay in touch
MetroUK
@MetroUK
@Metro.co.uk

Ellen Scott Wednesday 20 Feb 2019 10:08 am
See All
Are you the beautiful, chatty blonde I sat next to, front row centre, at… A big thanks to the hijab-wearing, honourable young lady who returned my…
The two couples even share a house.
On Thursday, thousands of A level students across the country will find out if they’ve got the university places they’ve long dreamed of. But while many will be celebrating and crying happy tears, for those who didn’t get the grades they need, the future is less certain.
Many of my teachers have changed how they address me, but some still use the ‘she’ and ‘her’ pronouns that they have defaulted to for years.
You could be missing out on thousands of pounds of help with your childcare (yes, really!)
The asking price is less than some two-bed London flats.

Wesley Fofana forced to train with Leicester City’s Under-21s after failed Chelsea bids

Tributes paid to ‘kind-hearted’ Olivia, 9, shot dead in her own home

Chelsea approve Callum Hudson-Odoi loan as he closes in on Bayer Leverkusen move

Manchester United consider Memphis Depay bid as his Juventus transfer stalls

Erik ten Hag joined in with punishment he gave to Manchester United players before Liverpool win

Little girl in tears realising she'll grow up and have to do 'boring things'

Police release CCTV in relation to the murder of Ashley Dale in Liverpool

CCTV footage shows Range Rover somersaulting into Tesla Centre Park Royal

Chaotic scenes as 'up to 50' teens rush and loot McDonald's in Nottingham

We’ve had photo collections of vulvae and penises , so it only makes sense to have one for breasts.
Husband and wife Kym and Tonya Illman, from Perth, Australia, have taken on the task of photographing more than 100 women to celebrate boobs in all their wonder.
Content warning: Shockingly enough, this article does include photos of naked breasts and nipples.
They’ve created a montage of 108 women’s breasts, including those of a transgender woman and women who have survived breast cancer.
The project, called Celebration of the Breast, features women from 18 to 88 years from all around the world, showing their breasts without any airbrushing.
Kym, 51, said: ‘It took 13 months to find all of the women.
‘It wasn’t an overly difficult task, we just had to speak to a lot of women and sell the idea.
‘The average age of the breasts pictured is 44 years.’
None of the photographs show the women’s faces, and each one is left nameless – it’s all about the breasts.
Each woman involved received a finished montage as a thank you for taking part, so they could see their breasts and the glory of everyone else’s.
'It's such a relief': Man calls for more awareness around hepatitis C after being cured
How to care for your eyebrows - from SPF to makeup removal
Science says dogs 'cry happy tears' when their owners come home
The current work stands at 4ft by 6ft, but Kym and Tanya have no plans to stop now. They want to photograph 108 more women to make the project even bigger.
The project will now be shown at galleries and exhibitions throughout 2019, and the Cancer Council will use the image in their breast cancer awareness program.

Porn Vomics
Youngthroats
Wwe Carmella Nude

Small Tit Thumbs

Report Page