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By Sammy Nickalls Published: Feb 9, 2017
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Once you see it, you can't unsee it.
When Alexis Boatfield got her senior portraits done back in 2015, she didn't notice one key element in the background: a massive dick above her head.
"This picture was all over Facebook a year ago," 19-year-old Boatfield told BuzzFeed . But no one seemed to notice the giant green penis, least of all Boatfield. She only saw it when her boyfriend pointed it out this week. "Oh so no one was gonna tell me there was a big ass penis behind my head for my senior pictures???" she tweeted afterwards.
oh so no one was gonna tell me there was a big ass penis behind my head for my senior pictures??? pic.twitter.com/BTipCBB2Hl
Boatfield is now a student at Bowling Green State University ( someone alert Kellyanne Conway! ), so perhaps she can get some penis-free shots done when she graduates. At least she can rest assured that she's not the only one:
I had one in the background of mine 🙂😂 pic.twitter.com/29sThsGVHJ
i can relate, my hand is on one in mine 😂😅 pic.twitter.com/0JuAsESkHr
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Turns out bigger isn’t always better.
A Nigerian woman filed for divorce from her husband because she couldn’t handle the size of his penis, according to Nigerian media reports.
Aisha Dannupawa, a housewife and mother of three, asked a Sharia court to dissolve her one-week marriage to Ali Maizinari in Nigeria’s Zamfara State due to his large member. She told the court she had married Maizinari after her first marriage failed.
As part of tradition before settling in her husband’s home, the bride was invited to move into his parents’ house. It was when they first had sex that she claimed the trauma began.
“When he came, we had sex but the experience was a nightmare. Instead of enjoying the sex, it turned out to be something else because his penis was too big,” she told the court, according to Nigeria’s Tribune .
After their first unsuccessful romp, she took medication given to her by her mother.
“I told my mother the experience but she told me to endure and that with time, I will be able to cope. She then gave me some drugs,’’ she said to Nigerian media.
According to Dannupawa, the couple had sex again but it was “too much to bear” and they concluded that no drug could help the sexual process or their marriage.
The well-endowed husband did not deny the accusation. He told the court he was willing to dissolve the union if his dowry and money spent during the courtship was paid back.
Zamfara is over 500 miles from Lagos and was the first state to introduce Islamic law.

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In recent years, Zac Efron has proven himself to not only be a heartthrob for young, musical-loving preteens, but a bonafide, fantasy-inducing, grade A piece o' man meat for those twentysomething viewers. OK, I'm not trying to objectify him entirely, and yes, I did just compare him to a slab of meat — but can you blame me? both women and men alike can't stop singing the praises of Efron's physique, and in a new dual promo for Workaholics and Efron's latest flick, Neighbors , the boys of Workaholics exemplify just exactly what it is about Efron that made them swoon: His penis. We're going to have to take their word for it, plus 11 other reasons Efron is the perfect human specimen.
The boys of Workaholics used all of the below phrases to describe Zac Jr.
1. "Did Leonardo Da Vinci circumcise you? It's beautiful"
5. "It was big, and it would overshadow us"
6. "Your body is so hard, it's so freaking hard... and then some."
Adam DeVine also commented, accurately, on the state of Efron's peepers: "Your eyes are like an ocean and I wanna take a dip."
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And as seen in the Workaholics promo, he knows how to rock out with his — you get it.

Japan’s bizarre giant PENIS parade sees young brides ride 7ft-tall wooden phallus through streets for ancient fertility ritual
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The Hodare festival in the city of Nagaoka is considered one of the country's biggest, and best, penis festivals - and there are a few
In the UK, it's good luck for the bride to wear something old, something new, something borrowed and something blue.
But across Japan, you'll stand a better chance of marital success if the bride climbs atop a giant wooden penis and is paraded through town while waving to everyone.
The Hodare festival in the city of Nagaoka is considered one of the country's biggest, and best, penis festivals - and there are a few.
On the second Sunday of March each year, women who have wed in the past 12 months don traditional Japanese bridal gowns and straddle a totemic tool as it is carried through the streets.
The gigantic, seven foot phallus is celebrated as an emblem of good fortune, with huge crowds gathering to touch and stroke the mighty member as it passes.
The festivities are seen as bestowing fertility, marital bliss and good luck on those who participate.
"Hodare" translates into English as "male genitals", although apparently if spelled out in caps it means "ripening of rice plants" .
It is believed there have been Hodare festivals held in japan for centuries, although in recent years they have, unsurprisingly, become much bigger tourist attractions.
The parade comes after news that a housewife hacked at her husband's penis with a kitchen knife because he wouldn't have sex with her for over a decade.
Sex starved Rita Yadav almost fully detached Ved Prekash's genitals from the base during her vicious outburst, leaving him in a critical condition and with a cut that was almost four inches deep.
It took surgeons FIVE HOURS to reattach his penis and although Ved, 31, is now out of danger, he's still in hospital recovering.
Before slashing at his bits, Rita, 28, knocked out her taxi driver husband by hitting him over the head with a stone grinder.
She locked him in the bathroom following the attack at their home in Ghaziabad, northern India, on Thursday morning and then handed herself in at the local police station - telling horrified detectives that her actions were revenge.
Rita claimed that her husband refused to have sex with her for ten years of their 11-year marriage and she believed he was having an affair.
"He used to tell me he hated me," she said. "We used to fight daily and he told me he hated looking at my face. He always threatened he would have an affair.
"I was desperate to have children. I used to beg him but he said he’d make love to someone else instead. I’d been dealing with the torture for years and I couldn’t take any more."
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