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Let me start by saying that you do not need to have a small penis to enjoy small penis humiliation (SPH) as a fetish. In my experience, the actual size didn’t really bear much relation to the humiliation I was dishing out.
Long, small, short, thin – a penis is a penis and I personally find them both a joy and a distraction in all their shapes and sizes.
But sometimes, I was employed to judge, critique and berate someone for their todger. I would humiliate a quivering submissive at my feet for as long as I’d been paid to, whether they were hung like a horse or a hamster.
Basically, this bears no relation to a man’s size. It is, as ever, just fun, sexy, consensual role-play and a hearty favourite of mine.
The term itself is, in my opinion, a bit of a misnomer. It’s more about humiliating and judging the submissive on his ability to please woman.
I had clients who genuinely had a micro-penis – less than 1” flacid, maybe about 3.5” hard – as well as men of average size.
One of my first SPH clients just wanted to feel awkward and humiliated, so we did a role-play where I was a nurse in a sperm clinic, and he was being tested a potential donor.
I quietly measured, weighed, and wrote notes about his tiny todger.
To amp up the awkward levels, there were just times where he was standing naked, measuring tape around his member, and I’d just grimace and quietly shake my head with a sigh. Then look into his eyes as I say the coup de grace: ‘Nevermind’
SPH sometimes goes hand in hand with Cuckolding
‘My penis is too small to please my girlfriend, so she needs a bigger man to please her’ would often be the sentiment of my submissive SPH clients.
Many men wanted to be told that as they were too pathetic to please anyone, they were going to have to make themselves useful in other ways – which could be anything from some canny cunnilingus to being a human toilet.
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‘I’m frustrated by the size, but love it when a girl bullies me about it’.
I’m no fan of toxic masculinity telling men their penis size matters, but I am a fan of playing out someone’s fantasy of being the big bully and telling them they have an acorn-cock.
One chap was so into being shamed, he would send me pictures of his pint-sized pecker next to various objects to ‘send to my friends’.
Small penis humiliation was often a conduit to other kinky activities – a way to get to cuckoldry , chastity or even watersports . The submissive wanted to be used for anything other than penetrative sex, and wanted to please his Mistress in other ways.
Fortunately I’m a professional, so I’m more than happy to let anyone of any size spend an hour with their head between my legs.

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“I make fun of them. Who doesn’t? Small penises are hilarious! They’re a punchline all their own: Just say ‘small penis’ in front of a group of women, and they’ll all burst out laughing, because they’ve all known that one guy with a dick the size of a finger.”
“I had a boyfriend who was less than blessed in the genitalia department. He was very uptight about it, and I tried to reassure him not to be uptight about it, but in all honesty, he should have been uptight about it. If I had a vagina the size of a parking garage, I’d be uptight, too. People can talk all they want about body acceptance or whatever, but unless you have bad eyesight or are some kind of Goddess or Adonis, everyone has issues with their appearance. I did make fun of it, but only behind his back. So I guess that only makes me half a bitch.”
“Did you ever hear this joke about this woman and a man with a tiny penis were having sex for the first time and when he whipped it out the woman said, ‘Who are you going to satisfy with that thing?’ And the guy replies, ‘Me!’ I would fuck that guy, no joke. He has a good attitude. I can forgive a small dick, but to please me, a man has to have balls!”
“I guess I don’t really care. They can call me ugly, but that’s just a matter of opinion, you know? But tape measures don’t lie. You can prove someone has a small dick.”
“I’ve been with I think three guys who were severely undersized. I mean, we’re talking Tom Thumb if you know what I’m saying. Not only was it pitiful, but it was really gross. I tried explaining this to a guy with a rather large penis—about how small dicks are absolutely disgusting—and he thought that was funny. He said he could see how someone could laugh at it and think it’s funny, but he didn’t understand they’re revolting to even think about. Small weenies—ew!”
“What’s that saying about tits—‘Anything more than a mouthful is wasted’? Well, the opposite applies to cocks. Anything smaller than a mouthful is not going into any of my holes. Making fun of a man’s small penis is the easiest way in the world to destroy a man forever, and what girl doesn’t love doing that?”
“I feel like throwing up, that’s how I feel. I don’t care—it’s their turn for body shaming! I guess it’s mean, but mean girls rule! Hit him where it hurts! I mean, you have to aim very carefully to hit him where it hurts because it’s so tiny, but hit him there anyway…lol!”
“A long time ago I was with a man and let’s just say that in the chess game of life, this guy was a mere pawn—not a knight or a rook, and definitely not a king. Not only wasn’t he packing a suitcase, he hardly had an overnight bag, if you catch my drift. And I think he accidentally caught the look of disappointment/surprise on my face when I first saw him naked, and I could tell it cut him to the bone. I’m sure this was a lifelong pain for him. We wound up just kissing. I mean, I can’t imagine being with a man if he has a child-sized penis. But neither can I imagine being cruel to a guy just because Mother Nature already played a cruel trick on him.”
“I absolutely mock the living fuck out of guys with small dicks, no apologies, no questions asked, period. You know how immature kids think fart jokes are funny? Well, small-dick jokes are like fart jokes for immature adult women. They may be gross, they may be insensitive, but for a certain group of people, they will always be funny.”
“I fuck a guy with a tiny cock who turns out doing me wrong in some way or another, I will fucking mega-blast my iPhone cache of pictures of his pathetic baby unicorn dick all across the Internet until he moves to a new country under a new identity.”
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