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10 Celebrity Men Who Are Known For Having Small Penises
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By YourTango — Written on Jan 16, 2016
Say what you want about the "motion of the ocean," but when it comes to the size of a celebrity penis, bigger is usually better. ( Just ask these famous fellas !)
However, having a small penis doesn't necessarily doom a man to a lame sex life. In fact, according to NY Post , one of the world's most swaggering lady-killers, Mick Jagger, was totally called out by his band-mate Keith Richards for having a "tiny dodger." (That would be slang for a "small penis," for those of us not fluent in Cockney.)
Surprisingly, Mick isn't the only guy in Hollywood walking around with a small penis (yep, plenty of small penises to go 'round).
Say, it ain't so!? Does Brad Pitt really have a small penis? 
According to his ex-girlfriend, Juliette Lewis, sleeping with Brad in the 1990s was no "big" deal, she told fans at a concert, with extra emphasis on the "big" part.
Even Brad's BFF, George Clooney, once slapped a "Small Penis Onboard" sticker onto the side of Brad's car.
But that's most definitely some type of joke ( er, misunderstanding?), right? Right?!?!?
Thanks to the work of one sneaky paparazzo back in 2005, we didn't have to rely on hearsay to determine whether or not Jude Law's penis is small after catching a glimpse.
Thanks to those NSFW photos that surfaced, we were able to evaluate Jude's penis size for ourselves.
Even if Shia LaBeouf hadn't admitted to Playboy that he wasn't "extremely well-endowed," we probably would have figured it out on our own.
No man who wears a large size condom would have thrown a cup of coffee at a photographer on the street and then run away without explanation.
Beware of the scorned ex-girlfriend, ye men of small penises !
Jon Gosselin's ex, Hailey Glassman, got back at him by telling the whole world what Kate Gosselin already knew: that Jon's penis was "tiny, tiny, tiny!"
Although, Kate was slightly more generous when she referred to her ex's penis as "stubby. "
Ohh the things we women do to stroke a man's ego — no matter how small.
According to Daniel Craig himself, he used a penis "stunt double" for his nude scenes in "Casino Royale".
Did his real-life penis not measure up to the "James Bond" ideal?
Singer Enrique Iglesias has admitted to having a small penis many times. Even once telling a fan, "What does Spanish good looks have to do with the size of your penis? Maybe I have the Spanish looks but I have the smallest penis in the world. I'm serious."
He has also previously revealed that he wants to increase the size of his manhood .He said: "I'd change my penis if I could. It's way, way, way too small. I can never find extra-small condoms."
But he has also claimed he was joking — so, is he big or small?
We guess only his girlfriend Anna Kournikova knows the true size of Enrique's penis.
Although Em may rap as well as any other well-known rapper, evidently, he has a small penis.
"He's not very well-endowed. If you’re going to have sex with Marshall, make sure you have a little blue pill, because otherwise it does not work," ranted his ex-wife Kim Mathers .
Jessica Simpson's virginity pledge may not have been worth the wait, as Nick Lachey's small penis evidently did not impress the singer on their wedding night .
In 2006 (following their split) she revealed, "Nick Lachey didn’t pack too well if you know what I mean, but I got over it."
Back in 2008 on the Letterman show, the late Brittany Murphy joked about her relationship with Ashton Kutcher and his (now) ex-wife Demi Moore, saying , "I suppose the crux of their relationship basically means to him that age doesn't matter, and to her size doesn't matter."
Kutcher never denied (or rebutted) the accusations — gotta say — we admire his confidence. And ugh ... class. 
Apparently, not even the likes of a Hogwart's wizard has enough talent to fix a major (or minor) problem like this — so it may come as a surprise that our favorite Hogwart's star was forced to, sadly, blame his small penis on "shrinkage" upon shooting full frontal for Equus .
He first compared himself to a hamster when his very unhorse-like manhood became the subject of chatter after he appeared naked onstage in the play, later he compared himself to Michelangelo's David.
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If you had to list all of the traits you're looking for in a male partner , it might read something like, "awesome sense of humor, sexy smile, and a shared love of tacos, hiking, and Ozark ." Penis size is pretty low on the list of must-have characteristics.


Still, plenty of men fear their penis size is below average. So what's that defined as? "In the sex-positive world, we like to use a broader spectrum for penis size," says Amy Baldwin, sex educator, sex and relationship coach, and co-host of the Shameless Sex Podcast . "We consider the average penis size in the U.S. to be about four to six inches long when erect. So a penis of below-average size could be anything less than four inches."


Baldwin also bears noting that different people prefer different sizes and fits. "Penises and vaginal canals come in all different shapes, lengths, and sizes," she notes. "Someone with a smaller vaginal canal may be happier with someone with a smaller penis."


Plenty of moves will maximize your pleasure if your partner's penis falls into the "smaller" category.


If you're a vulva owner, most of the nerve endings you want to hit during sex are located externally — in the clitoris, labia, and the first inch of the vaginal canal, points out Baldwin. "Beyond that point, there are generally fewer nerve endings, except the G-spot and cervix, but those points respond more to pressure," she adds.


For the most part, stimulating these external spots will lead to orgasm, so a smaller penis can easily offer plenty of pleasure to these spots with the right movement and technique, says Baldwin.


For instance, positions in which bodies are more closely connected will amplify stimulation of nerve-ending-rich zones and leave less room for the penis to slip out, notes Shan Boodram , a certified sexologist, and K-Y's intimacy educator.


Finding your go-to, hottest, most pleasurable position will always be a matter of exploration and experimentation to see what works best for you. But Baldwin and other experts recommend giving the following sex positions and techniques a whirl should your partner have a smaller penis.


Porn stars usually bust out a thrusting or pounding motion, but Baldwin suggests grinding instead. "This works well with the vulva-owning partner on top, face-to-face with the penis-owning partner," she explains. "Bring your bodies close together so that you aren't too perpendicular — a smaller penis may slip out if you aren't close enough. The vulva owner can then get comfortable, position their pelvis on the penis, and grind their body against it." Move your hips back and forth or even try some spirals.


Not only will grinding hit the external hot spots of the vulva, but it should also benefit your partner's pleasure. "Because the head of the penis has the most nerve endings, it will get plenty of action even with this adjusted position," notes Baldwin.


Gigi Engle , SKYN Sex & Intimacy Expert , certified sex coach, sexologist, and author, seconds this move and recommends putting a pillow under your hips for a bit of extra lift, which can offer a feeling of deeper penetration. She notes that you can also spread your butt cheek during the ride to engage even more nerve endings and sensations.


2. Bring your knees to your chest .


Rachel Sommer, Ph.D., a clinical sexologist and co-founder of My Sex Toy Guide , recommends lying on your back with your legs wide open, pulling your knees toward your chest. Your partner can then kneel in front of you and enter you from above. "This position allows for a direct approach to penetration," she explains. Plus, it leaves room for clitoral stimulation. If your partner holds your thighs in place, you can add a clit vibe to penetration.


You probably already know that doggy style lends itself to deeper penetration. If your partner has a smaller penis, you can get a greater sense of fullness by altering this position and lying flat while bringing your legs together, advises Engle.


"You can grab your favorite vibrator, and stick it between your legs, under your body, so you're riding it while your partner is riding you," says Engle. (She likes SKYN's Thrill for this.)


If you're a fan of a lot of friction, this move can set you up to achieve an orgasm fast.


4. Try missionary with one leg up — or even two.


Natasha Riley, a licensed professional counselor, and certified sex coach recommends lying on your back with one or both legs on your partner's shoulders. By getting your leg(s) out of the way, you'll set the stage for deeper penetration. "This is a super romantic position that allows for eye gaze and passionate kissing," she explains.


You can also add height to the hips with a cushion or pillow to bring you even closer to your partner, explains Riley.


Egg vibrators, like LELO's LYLA 2, are inserted into the vaginal canal and can sit up near the cervix. Adding one to partnered play can create a shallow space for your S.O.'s penis to move, points out Engle. "This will allow the vagina to feel fuller," she points out.


While your partner lies on their back, you can slide onto the penis while facing their feet, advises Riley. If you bring your legs closer together, you'll have more control over penetration depth. "This position is visually appealing for the man and allows for the woman to have easier access to stimulate her clitoris for heightened pleasure," she explains.


Your partner can also place a cushion or pillow under the small of their back to create a tilt and lift of their pelvis, which results in a greater feeling of fullness.


Consider this one next-level missionary. "Instead of having your legs spread apart, put them over your partner's shoulders," explains Engle. "They can lean into your body for great depth or hold onto your ankles for more support."


No matter how you and your partner get it on, you'll want to prioritize comfort, control, and creativity, says Boodram. "Comfort because if you are preoccupied with pain or fear of the pain, it's difficult to focus on pleasure; control, because great sex is intentional and having the ability to add a hand or toy in the mix, can make all the difference; and creativity because the brain gets excited when something feels new," she explains.


But when it comes to pinpointing the ultimate position that checks all these boxes, there really is no such thing as one size fits all.





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December 22nd 2015



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“I make fun of them. Who doesn’t? Small penises are hilarious! They’re a punchline all their own: Just say ‘small penis’ in front of a group of women, and they’ll all burst out laughing, because they’ve all known that one guy with a dick the size of a finger.”
“I had a boyfriend who was less than blessed in the genitalia department. He was very uptight about it, and I tried to reassure him not to be uptight about it, but in all honesty, he should have been uptight about it. If I had a vagina the size of a parking garage, I’d be uptight, too. People can talk all they want about body acceptance or whatever, but unless you have bad eyesight or are some kind of Goddess or Adonis, everyone has issues with their appearance. I did make fun of it, but only behind his back. So I guess that only makes me half a bitch.”
“Did you ever hear this joke about this woman and a man with a tiny penis were having sex for the first time and when he whipped it out the woman said, ‘Who are you going to satisfy with that thing?’ And the guy replies, ‘Me!’ I would fuck that guy, no joke. He has a good attitude. I can forgive a small dick, but to please me, a man has to have balls!”
“I guess I don’t really care. They can call me ugly, but that’s just a matter of opinion, you know? But tape measures don’t lie. You can prove someone has a small dick.”
“I’ve been with I think three guys who were severely undersized. I mean, we’re talking Tom Thumb if you know what I’m saying. Not only was it pitiful, but it was really gross. I tried explaining this to a guy with a rather large penis—about how small dicks are absolutely disgusting—and he thought that was funny. He said he could see how someone could laugh at it and think it’s funny, but he didn’t understand they’re revolting to even think about. Small weenies—ew!”
“What’s that saying about tits—‘Anything more than a mouthful is wasted’? Well, the opposite applies to cocks. Anything smaller than a mouthful is not going into any of my holes. Making fun of a man’s small penis is the easiest way in the world to destroy a man forever, and what girl doesn’t love doing that?”
“I feel like throwing up, that’s how I feel. I don’t care—it’s their turn for body shaming! I guess it’s mean, but mean girls rule! Hit him where it hurts! I mean, you have to aim very carefully to hit him where it hurts because it’s so tiny, but hit him there anyway…lol!”
“A long time ago I was with a man and let’s just say that in the chess game of life, this guy was a mere pawn—not a knight or a rook, and definitely not a king. Not only wasn’t he packing a suitcase, he hardly had an overnight bag, if you catch my drift. And I think he accidentally caught the look of disappointment/surprise on my face when I first saw him naked, and I could tell it cut him to the bone. I’m sure this was a lifelong pain for him. We wound up just kissing. I mean, I can’t imagine being with a man if he has a child-sized penis. But neither can I imagine being cruel to a guy just because Mother Nature already played a cruel trick on him.”
“I absolutely mock the living fuck out of guys with small dicks, no apologies, no questions asked, period. You know how immature kids think fart jokes are funny? Well, small-dick jokes are like fart jokes for immature adult women. They may be gross, they may be insensitive, but for a certain group of people, they will always be funny.”
“I fuck a guy with a tiny cock who turns out doing me wrong in some way or another, I will fucking mega-blast my iPhone cache of pictures of his pathetic baby unicorn dick all across the Internet until he moves to a new country under a new identity.”
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With only about 15% of guys sporting a 7-inch or package, the majority fall under the average to small scope. We may say size doesn’t matter, but the reality is that it does, we only say that because the most prevalent measurements still work. 
However, when you’ve dated a man with a micropenis or gotten down with one so humongous your cervix weeps for days, your mantra begins to change. Unfortunately, penis size can be a sensitive subject to broach. 
Apart from how difficult it can be for the bearer to share, you may not want to handle the awkwardness that follows after being with a man whose size simply didn’t cut it.
So, how do you save yourself the stress of going all the way to find nothing but disappointment? The following are some cues you can use to know if a guy is carrying a small package.
Generally, (through no fault of their own), men with small packages tend to feel like they’ve failed as men. (I guess we have society to blame for that.) From middle school camping trips to changing in the locker room in junior high, there’s plenty of chances for boys to compare and contrast at that age.
Inferiority sets in when they see they’re noticeably smaller than their peers in the nether regions and it stays with most until adulthood. When you’ve gone so long thinking you’re inadequate, you begin to hold a grudge against no one in particular for pulling the short straw. 
If you can sense this kind of resentment in your man, (it either manifests as aggression or something else) he probably has a small penis.
The whole appeal of big dick energy is that you can’t fake it. But then, I guess you gotta have it to be able to relate because so many small men stay forcing it. While some men exhibit their inferiority complex with aggression, some do so by overcompensating.
If he can’t stop talking about how he slays the ladies or never lets you forget he’s an alpha male, I wouldn’t expect much down there. 
Then there are the guys who would rather avoid the topic entirely, and understandably so. Even
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