Sloppy Spit

Sloppy Spit

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Baking Techniques, History, & Science
All this talk of spit and sloppy drunkenness really is making for a macho week — as advertised. But why does one actually need to make a spit to make a spit cake ? Because a normal meat-roasting spit is inadequate to the job. You can’t simply skewer a piece of dough on a stick, hold it over a fire and expect it to bake into anything. It would be too massive and the outside of the dough would burn before the interior baked.
The trick to a spit cake is to expose only thin strips of dough to the flame so that it has a realistic chance of baking all the way through. Sure, you could wrap a tiny amount of dough around a stick, but how much fun would that be? A fat log-like spit allows you to create a cake of a size that’s worth eating. It isn’t difficult to make one. I’ll show you how.
First, select your wood. Here I have an untreated 3 1/2″ pine wood bannister post that I got at a local hardware store. You can use virtually any type of wood for this job, but it MUST be untreated. None of that green, pressure-treated stuff you see at the lumber yard. It’s full of a preservative called alkaline copper quaternary (ACQ) and it’s toxic. If in doubt, ask somebody.
So then, seizing the nearest convenient saw, cut off an 8-or-so-inch piece.
Now then locate a power drill and a 3/4″ flat bit like this:
Mark the center of the post and drill a hole about two inches deep. Let me emphasize that the technique shown in this photo is counter-indicated by every power drill manual on the planet. Do not drill this way. Use a proper vise, not your hand to hold the post piece steady. I did it like this because, well, this is frequently how we do things in Kentucky. On which note, yes, that’s the back of my friend’s pickup truck. Drill holes in both ends of the post.
Now then, secure a 3-foot length of 3/4″ dowel rod and cut it in half. Apply some wood glue to the end of one of the halves…
There, you’re done. Just let it dry. Will it burn when I use it over a fire? I sincerely hope not, but we’ll see.
But what about the hole at the other end? I’ll insert the other half of the dowel into it when it comes time for baking. It’ll be easier to wind the dough on — and take the finished pastry off — if I don’t glue it.
NOTE: Had I been thinking this through fully, I’ve have seasoned this spit before I tried making spit cake on it. Wood — even wood that’s been lubricated with oil — does release very well. A liberal covering with oil, then a toasting over a hot fire, would create a seasoning layer on your spit. I plan on doing that, probably twice.
Oh, dear. What’s a city girl to do?
Hmm…interesting idea. Maybe if you broke the handles off and pushed a dowel or metal rod through the pin. Never thought of that.
I love your dedication to baking. Unless the cake goes in a tin and then in the oven, i’m not baking it. But i’m glad your willing to show us how!
Thanks, Aya! Come back whenever you like, I’ll be around!
Awesome! My kids will love this on camping trips this summer… especially when they get to tend the spit!
Never thought about that particular application. Spit cake at the camp site is a fantastic idea!
I tried this while camping (on a glacier-polished granite slab in
Georgian Bay). Two 14″ steel spikes and a thick stick found on site is all it takes. Next time it gets promoted from “experimental dessert” to breakfast.
FANTASTIC Derek! Thanks so much for the note. There are a lot of readers out there who will be emboldened to try this as a result of your success — cheers!
mhhh. it’s tempting… but how do you carry the dough at the camp? i am afraid that will start rising again when i taking from fridge and we drive almost two hours to the camp…. should i keep air-sealed? sorry…never did this before
JoAnn, My wife says that if you keep it iced down (put it in a container and keep it in an ice chest/cooler), it won’t rise. If you allow it to warm up, it will rise!
Dear Joe, I tried chimney cake for the first time at Ligonier, PA this past weekend (Oct. 10-12, 2014). I was there to parade (for the 40th year in a row) during the annual Fort Ligonier Days celebration. One of the locally sponsored food booths advertised Chimney Cakes. (These were being offered by the Transylvanian Bakery Shop in Cleveland OH.) So I purchased a couple. They were huge! I shared them with everyone in our campsite. Came home and started researching. I have to tell you, yours is the best, most comprehensive, easiest to understand site I found. I feel emboldened to try this at home, even to the point of attempting to make my own spit, (possibly out of a seasoned rolling pin with some adjustments on the handles). Thank you so much for sharing your knowledge of this treat! I am very grateful. Sara
It’s a lll worth it for that sort of praise, Sara!
Thanks very much for all your very kind words and let me know how it goes!
Hello. Joe and Everyone.
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Very nice to hear, Bill. That’ll save an ambitious chimney cake baker some time and effort! Thanks.
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Madonna and Britney really started some mess. Surely, by now, you’ve noticed that in the past few years award shows, performances and just regular celebrity appearances have been plagued with tacky, sloppy kisses. Some of them are spontaneous while others are staged. But just because they’ve been orchestrated, doesn’t mean that they’re easy to stomach. They’re quite gross, actually. Check out the most heinous offenses and let us know if you loathe these celeb kiss as much as we do.

Jamie Foxx and Fantasia performing together sounds like a treat…in theory. Both can sing and always put on a good show; yet they took it way too far with this slimy kiss they shared at the 2006 BET awards. I could have gone with it as a part of the performance had it not been for that string of spit that hung in the air after their lips had parted. Watching the video will make you cover your mouth in mild repulsion.
The Full Halle Berry and Jamie Foxx Make-Out Session
Get More: The Full Halle Berry and Jamie Foxx Make-Out Session
Halle Berry and Jamie Foxx at the Spike TV Awards
In all seriousness, sometimes I wonder if Halle is really alright. Some of the things she does cause me to wonder. But that’s a theory I’ll save for someone else. This kiss she shared with Jamie Foxx was one of those eyebrow raising moments for me. Now, Halle has been known to push the envelope when it comes to her sexuality in movie roles and what not; but here she took that provocativeness to an all new level. It’s one thing to kiss a fellow celebrity in public but it’s an entirely different thing to be grabbing crotches on stages. It’s just so classless and you’re better than that Halle.
You can’t see the actual crotch grab in the video (just Jamie’s flinch); but if you don’t believe me, check out the evidence below.
This fan on the Ellen show got an opportunity to make out with Young and the Restless star Shemar Moore after correctly guessing which set of abs were his. A peck would have been sufficient but Shemar kept pushing and the random fan, who could have had halitosis for all we know, surely wasn’t backing down. It went on forever and even Ellen had to give the two a “what the hell?!?” look. Maybe we could excuse Shemar if this were the first time he went out of his way to make out with a stranger; but it isn’t. This right here is why so many people, men and women alike, find the brotha so obnoxious. He just looks like he’s trying too hard at all times.
Unfortunately, or fortunately you’ll have to watch the entire episode to see this kiss in its entirety. While I was happy to see that J picked White Jay; (Fred was playin’.) the kiss they shared to solidify the fact that they were on the same page, was just so…not romantic. Painful even. J said that they would have to work on it. True dat.
If you want to relive the finale, take a look below: (The awkward kiss is around the 15:00 min mark.)

These two are pretty much lame everyday on the show, so it really doesn’t surprise me that they would try to jump on the award show kiss bandwagon just to try to be a part of the conversation. And we’re talking about them, so it worked. I’m sure kissing wasn’t too much of a stretch for these two, considering they probably had a thang going on at one point in time.
Maybe it wasn’t Britney and Madonna who started the kissing trend but Michael and Lisa. The kiss they shared at the 1994 MTV Awards was just so forced there was no way that anybody believed that these two were actually having sex. Lisa looks hella uncomfortable at the end. Maybe because she was kissing her man in public or maybe because they never got down like that at home…
I’ve never seen this show. I’d never even heard of it until TLC released this trailer. The whole premise of the show is that they follow couples who’ve decided to wait until they’re married to have sex. Nothing really new there. But this couple took it a step further and decided not to kiss each other until their wedding day. To each their own…but what should have been a joyous moment for their friends and family was downright cringing. This is more reminiscent of gobbling than it is kissing. Luckily, they have video proof that they need to work on it, so they have the rest of their married lives to tone it down a little bit and get it right.
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