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A man who claims to have the “world’s biggest penis” has stunned breakfast TV hosts with an explicit picture.
A man who claims to have the “world’s biggest penis” has stunned breakfast TV hosts by showing them an explicit picture live on air.
According to New York actor Jonah Falcon, his penis measures 13.5 inches – which equates to roughly 35cm – when erect, and has an eight inch diameter – which equates to 20cm.
“For some reason, having 13-plus inches means I’m a bad person, or I’m egotistical, or I’m a porn star, or I’m dumb, or I’m a slut,” he told Britain’s This Morning hosts Phillip and Josie.
“Also, I’m sick and tired of having people wanting me to measure it in front of them. I’ve done it 10,000 times – enough already.”
Rather than again measuring his penis, Falcon shocked the hosts with a picture of it – leaving viewers stunned.
“This is just for you, so you don’t have to do all that imagining,” he told them.
“Hellfire. Congratulations, well done,” a stunned Phillip said in reaction, while Josie’s face said it all.
“I look down – there is nothing special,” Falcon then said.
“I don’t compare it to objects but when I take out the rulers I am like ‘OK’.”
Viewers quickly jumped on social media, some deeming the moment “hilarious” while others felt the unsolicited picture was “weird”.
“Turned on the TV and @Schofe is talking about aubergines and length and girth,” one wrote on Twitter.
“Then the guy whips out a picture … then I read the title …‘I’ve got the world’s biggest penis’.”
“This doesn’t feel like daytime TV,” wrote another.
“Does he show his phone to random people and say ‘here’s my d*ck’ just weird sorry,” added one.
While Falcon said being well-endowed had helped him sleep with celebrities, there are downsides – like being stopped at airport security when they spotted it hanging down his leg.
“Once I had it hanging, halfway to my leg and they asked me if I had a tumour, which I think would be someone’s first thought if they saw,” he said.
“I’ve learned if I’m going through security and things to ball it up a bit so it looks like a round mass. God help me if I get an erection if I do that. My testicles are proportionally large.”
In a 2017 interview with The Sun , he also claimed that his penis was having a negative impact on his acting life.
“It’s handicapped my acting because people won’t hire me,” he said.
“They Google ‘Jonah Falcon’ and then say, ‘We can’t use him he’s known for his penis size’.
“So it’s definitely harmed my career – I have two casting director friends who have told me so.”
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10 Celebrity Men Who Are Known For Having Small Penises
By YourTango — Written on Jan 16, 2016
Say what you want about the "motion of the ocean," but when it comes to the size of a celebrity penis, bigger is usually better. ( Just ask these famous fellas !)
However, having a small penis doesn't necessarily doom a man to a lame sex life. In fact, according to NY Post , one of the world's most swaggering lady-killers, Mick Jagger, was totally called out by his band-mate Keith Richards for having a "tiny dodger." (That would be slang for a "small penis," for those of us not fluent in Cockney.)
Surprisingly, Mick isn't the only guy in Hollywood walking around with a small penis (yep, plenty of small penises to go 'round).
Say, it ain't so!? Does Brad Pitt really have a small penis? 
According to his ex-girlfriend, Juliette Lewis, sleeping with Brad in the 1990s was no "big" deal, she told fans at a concert, with extra emphasis on the "big" part.
Even Brad's BFF, George Clooney, once slapped a "Small Penis Onboard" sticker onto the side of Brad's car.
But that's most definitely some type of joke ( er, misunderstanding?), right? Right?!?!?
Thanks to the work of one sneaky paparazzo back in 2005, we didn't have to rely on hearsay to determine whether or not Jude Law's penis is small after catching a glimpse.
Thanks to those NSFW photos that surfaced, we were able to evaluate Jude's penis size for ourselves.
Even if Shia LaBeouf hadn't admitted to Playboy that he wasn't "extremely well-endowed," we probably would have figured it out on our own.
No man who wears a large size condom would have thrown a cup of coffee at a photographer on the street and then run away without explanation.
Beware of the scorned ex-girlfriend, ye men of small penises !
Jon Gosselin's ex, Hailey Glassman, got back at him by telling the whole world what Kate Gosselin already knew: that Jon's penis was "tiny, tiny, tiny!"
Although, Kate was slightly more generous when she referred to her ex's penis as "stubby. "
Ohh the things we women do to stroke a man's ego — no matter how small.
According to Daniel Craig himself, he used a penis "stunt double" for his nude scenes in "Casino Royale".
Did his real-life penis not measure up to the "James Bond" ideal?
Singer Enrique Iglesias has admitted to having a small penis many times. Even once telling a fan, "What does Spanish good looks have to do with the size of your penis? Maybe I have the Spanish looks but I have the smallest penis in the world. I'm serious."
He has also previously revealed that he wants to increase the size of his manhood .He said: "I'd change my penis if I could. It's way, way, way too small. I can never find extra-small condoms."
But he has also claimed he was joking — so, is he big or small?
We guess only his girlfriend Anna Kournikova knows the true size of Enrique's penis.
Although Em may rap as well as any other well-known rapper, evidently, he has a small penis.
"He's not very well-endowed. If you’re going to have sex with Marshall, make sure you have a little blue pill, because otherwise it does not work," ranted his ex-wife Kim Mathers .
Jessica Simpson's virginity pledge may not have been worth the wait, as Nick Lachey's small penis evidently did not impress the singer on their wedding night .
In 2006 (following their split) she revealed, "Nick Lachey didn’t pack too well if you know what I mean, but I got over it."
Back in 2008 on the Letterman show, the late Brittany Murphy joked about her relationship with Ashton Kutcher and his (now) ex-wife Demi Moore, saying , "I suppose the crux of their relationship basically means to him that age doesn't matter, and to her size doesn't matter."
Kutcher never denied (or rebutted) the accusations — gotta say — we admire his confidence. And ugh ... class. 
Apparently, not even the likes of a Hogwart's wizard has enough talent to fix a major (or minor) problem like this — so it may come as a surprise that our favorite Hogwart's star was forced to, sadly, blame his small penis on "shrinkage" upon shooting full frontal for Equus .
He first compared himself to a hamster when his very unhorse-like manhood became the subject of chatter after he appeared naked onstage in the play, later he compared himself to Michelangelo's David.
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