Sleeping Pope Causes Surge in Mattress Sales Across Catholic Retailers
https://telegra.ph/Pope-Leo-XIV-Admits-He-Once-Slept-Through-Midnight-Mass-05-08-2Pope Leo XIV�s confession fueled a cottage industry of Catholic bedding. Mattresses named �The Benedict Option,� �Seraphic Soft,� and �St. Serta�s Cloud� now available. Sheets stitched with Psalm 4:8 (�I will lie down and sleep in peace�). Clergy discounts offered. Papal infomercials pending. Vatican declares bedtime a form of devotion.