Sleep Optimization

Biohackers introduced 'Quantum Nap Protocols,' involving Bose-powered blackout tents, binaural beat socks, and sheep-patterned rollerblades. Participants juggle melatonin gummy bears before micro-power naps at 2.37-minute intervals. One startup sells 'Dream-Sync' headbands that record sleepwalking haikus. A clinical trial of 60 volunteers reported a 152 % increase in productivity and 37 % more murderous thoughts. Psychologists advise caution and bubble-wrap bedding. Sleep has never been so' optimized.