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I wanna be the pizza to your french fries.
Is your coulior as tight as they say it is?
I won’t pull your pA$$ if you duck my rope.
why would you ask that if you’re right there
I can clear snow off my goggles…with my tongue.
Lets go back to your gondola and get down-loaded.
I’ll nose butter your box if you lip slide my rail.
Consider this your season pA$$…can I buy you a drink?
I’m wearing knee pads and I’m not afraid to use them.
Buy me a drink? I think it’s time you earned your turn.
Nice Moguls! Can I see where you put them in the summer?
Is your name Hestra? Cause I bet you’re dexterous as Fu©k.
I like my skis like I like my women….with really big S#xs.
I bet ski patrol is jealous, your howitzers are much bigger.
Put a Monster sticker on your helmet and tell them you’re pro
Do you work for the ski area? Cause you’re givin me a liftie!
Im no weatherman but you can be expecting 6-8 inches tonight..
Are you a bootfitter? Cause you’re sure making my tongue stiff.
I have an ava-lung, which means I don’t have to come up for air.
(Walk into your favorite apres-ski bar and simply shout) “Single?”
are you a lifty? cuz you sure are lifting me up hurrr hurrrrrrrrrr
Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I ski by you again?
It must be first chair because I see myself in your virgin corduroys.
I hope you find me under an avalanche because I could use some probing.
or show off by skiing shirtles…..this only works if you have a S#xy bod
To bad you’re not buried under an avalanche because you seem to need some probing.
The snow report says there is 6? out there, But come with me and I’ll show you 12?!
I think my heart just did a double cork 1080 and got 15 feet of air out of my throat.
Is that a Red Bull in your snow pants or are you just happy to be sharing a lift with me?
Watch out, you don’t want your scarf to get caught! [Smoothly slide arm around shoulder]
I’m with resort operations and we need your help, can I put my pipe-dragon in your garage?
Consider this your season pA$$, can I buy you a drink?Nice rockers, wanna see my top sheet?
You must rent your ski clothes too, because I heard there have been alot of people in your pants.
Looks like they have been doing avalanche control around here, because I just found me a bombshell!
Did you just fall through a cloud on the way down from heaven? Or did you just faceplant in some pow?
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“…I’m too fat to run.” — Squirrelly Dan
“Oh, c’mon, where’s your jam, bud?” —Reilly
“Pitter-patter, let’s get at ‘er.” — Everyone
Ya finished up chorin’ the other day… — Wayne
“Nice onesie. Does it come in men’s? — Jonesy
“Then I’d have to put my wine down.” – Marie-Fred
“You’re made of spare parts, aren’t you, bud?” — Wayne
“You wanna come to a super soft birthday party?” – Shoresy
“The world needs less Facebook and more Face-to-Face!” – Wayne
“Buddy you couldn’t wheel a fu©kin’ tire down a hill.” — Wayne
“If I was a Dr. Seuss book, I’d be The Fat in the Hat.” — Katy
“Well there is nothing better than a good fart.” – Letterkenny
“It’s Pertnear Time To Tune Into Letterkenny, So Be Sure To Set Yer Dials.” – Letterkenny
“You Were A Sniper In That Game Today And… Do You See That Sniper At 3 O’clock?” – Letterkenny
“His Girlfriend Was Going Out Of Town So She Tooted The Horn One More Time Before She Left.” – Letterkenny
“The New Season Of Letterkenny Is Coming To Cravetv. So Pitter Patter, Lets Get At’er And Watch It Already.” – Letterkenny
“fu©k Lemony Snicket, What A Serious Of Unfortunate Events You F©kin Been Through You Ugly F©k. Boulevard Of Broken Dreams!” – Letterkenny
“Your sister’s hot, Wayne! There I said it! I said it! I regret nothing! I regret nothing!” — Squirrelly Dan
“Your sister’s lasagna gave everyone the scoots for weeks up in here.” – Gail
“If you have a problem with the majestic Canadian Goose, then you have a problem with me.” — Wayne
“Well, I’d say give your balls a tug, but it looks like your pants are doing it for you.” – Wayne
They’ve Assembled the Degen All-Stars. Their organization is baffling. — Katy
“You’d best be preparin’ for a Donny Brook if you think I’m going to that super soft birthday party of yours.” — Wayne
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I want to crash my plane into your field.
You make me feel like 9/11: I’m falling for you.
Loving you is like 9/11: You’ve hijacked my heart.
hey girl, were you in 9/11? cause I’ll never forget you.
My South Tower won’t be falling tonight.
Your body is like 9/11: I want to crash into your twin towers.
Dude, 9/11 jokes don’t fly around here. The are just plane wrong.
F#ck you my dad died on 9/11. His last words where allahu akbar
My father died in 9/11. He was the greatest pilot in all of Iraq
Baby, I’m like 9/11: just when you think it’s over, I’ll keep coming.
Being with me is like 9/11 It’s hot and you won’t even know what hit you.
Well, 9/11 sure proves one thing… New Yorkers can really come together in a crunch!
I made these all for last years 9/11, while reasonably drunk. Let’s see how fast I’ll crash and burn.
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Can I plant my bomb on your G-Spot?
Baby I’ll stick it in your A$$imov.
I would love to SPAWN on your face!
Hey girl, you got some big hitboxes
Are you a terrorist cuz you da bomb !
Girl please just let me one tap you!
Girl, you are my rare special item <3
Girl, sit on my head, i’ll boost you.
Hey girl, wanna Net”flicks” and chill?
Do you mind if I peek your top of mid?
“Can I save you from these terrorists?”
i want to spray u like i spray my negev
Hey girl, would you mind boosting me up?
Damn gurl, you a p90? Cuz I’d spray you.
I want to spray u like i spray my negev.
Are you a zeus? Because you’re stunning!
Wouldn’t mind having to re-take you girl.
Girl, you are my rare special item(HEART)
Are you a Nova? Because you are pure gold.
Is 7355608 your number ’cause you blow me.
Is your dad a terrorist? Cause you da bomb
Are you a pop-flash? Cause you suprised me!
I’m thinkin’ of planting my bomb at site V.
Hey girl, want to inspect my Case Hardened?
Girl, are you mid? Because you are smoking.
You are so sweet I could just cbble you up.
You’re a Mac-10/10 – MP9/10 – Mag7/10 – M4/10
Turn around girl coz imma flash and bang you.
I’ll peak your lower mid with my AWP anytime.
Is 7355608 your number ’cause you’re the bomb!
Looks like you’ve unboxed the key to my heart.
Girl are you a flashbang? Cuz you’re stunning!
My AK isn’t the only thing that penetrates well
If you were a CSGO map you would be de_licious!
I like my guns how I like my girls, Factory New
I’d like to headshot you with my white-out AWP.
Babe, can you help me practise my pistol aim.
Girl if you were the bomb, Would you blow me??
Babe, I swear I’m experienced, I’m just smurfing
Are you a knife? because your stabbing my heart.
I hope you got a music kit, cuz we gon be loud!
Girl, do you mind if I check out your underpA$$?
Girl, you’re so hot I think you might be Mirage.
Of course I can carry you, sweetie… to my bed.
I’m about to plant my bomb right on your B-site.
I will turn you factory new into a field tested.
I’ve got to eco this round, let’s just get a pizza
are we rushing in or are we going sneaky beaky like
Baby put silencer on my USP and lets clear tunnels.
Baby are you a flashbang ? because you are stunning
Ay girl. Are you an AWP cause I’d dump my Ak for you.
Hey girl, sit on my head and I will clear underpA$$!
Is your name Beretta? Because you make me see double.
Lemme stick my hyper beast in your A$$imov real quick.
Girl asked me for my digits so i told her 1:0:29278475
if my body was de_inferno, would you rush this banana?
Wanna play some CS? You can be T cuz you lookin’ bomb.
“I don’t usually flash my team, but I’ll do it for you.”
My heart is strafing towards you more and more each day
Is that a zeus you got in your pocket? Cuz you stunning.
When I turn on my aimbot, I aim straight for your heart
Girl take my AK, i’m sure you’ll enjoy spraying with it.
Girl, is that a molotov under your feet? Cuz you are hot!
You are the thing I’d prioritize when my team says “save”
When I turn on my aimbot, I aim straight for your heart <3
They call me defuse kit, cause I last 5 seconds…. Wait..
“if my body was de_inferno, would you rush this banana? 😉
If I was an M4A1-S, you could unscrew my silencer anytime.
Girl you gonna yell “2 long” and its not gonna be a report.
Baby, you’re the bomb, why don’t you plant it at bombsite D?
Don’t worry baby, I’m using protection. I bought head armor.
Hey gurl are you silver? cause I’m actually a MGE, bend over.
you look factory new, but after im done, you will be well-worn
Girl how do you have full HP?because you just fell from heaven
If we open a case together what are my chances of getting lucky?
Is that a DLORE in your pants, or are you just happy to see me?
Hey girl, you are so hot i could even go to a VACation with you.
You look factory new, but after im done, you will be battle scarred
If you let me work my way up your ladder, I’m sure you’ll be in Heaven.
Girl are you a frag grenade? cuz you blew em away!- Cred to Frozenkappa
Hey girl did you buy a smoke and a molotov, because you are smoking hot.
Are you comfortable with public affection, or should we go sneaky beaky like
Girl, I just want to hold you in my arms and lay you down cuz you’re da bomb!
Hey girl, me and my mate was wondering if you want dual berettas in your underpA$$?
What’s your strat for the night because I’m thinkin’ of planting my bomb at site V.
Hey girl, want to have a private match? I’ve got de_cache… (get it? cache -> cash xD)
Girl, you sure you don’t want to give it another chance? I’ll be sure to make you squeaky.
There is a reason why everyone calls me “The Grinder”… It’s because I have a big black Glock.
Hey babe, what’s your favorite position? Mine’s long A. – Mine is banana – mine’s lower dark – Mine is Secret. Wait…
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