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I wanna be the pizza to your french fries.
Is your coulior as tight as they say it is?
I won’t pull your pA$$ if you duck my rope.
why would you ask that if you’re right there
I can clear snow off my goggles…with my tongue.
Lets go back to your gondola and get down-loaded.
I’ll nose butter your box if you lip slide my rail.
Consider this your season pA$$…can I buy you a drink?
I’m wearing knee pads and I’m not afraid to use them.
Buy me a drink? I think it’s time you earned your turn.
Nice Moguls! Can I see where you put them in the summer?
Is your name Hestra? Cause I bet you’re dexterous as Fu©k.
I like my skis like I like my women….with really big S#xs.
I bet ski patrol is jealous, your howitzers are much bigger.
Put a Monster sticker on your helmet and tell them you’re pro
Do you work for the ski area? Cause you’re givin me a liftie!
Im no weatherman but you can be expecting 6-8 inches tonight..
Are you a bootfitter? Cause you’re sure making my tongue stiff.
I have an ava-lung, which means I don’t have to come up for air.
(Walk into your favorite apres-ski bar and simply shout) “Single?”
are you a lifty? cuz you sure are lifting me up hurrr hurrrrrrrrrr
Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I ski by you again?
It must be first chair because I see myself in your virgin corduroys.
I hope you find me under an avalanche because I could use some probing.
or show off by skiing shirtles…..this only works if you have a S#xy bod
To bad you’re not buried under an avalanche because you seem to need some probing.
The snow report says there is 6? out there, But come with me and I’ll show you 12?!
I think my heart just did a double cork 1080 and got 15 feet of air out of my throat.
Is that a Red Bull in your snow pants or are you just happy to be sharing a lift with me?
Watch out, you don’t want your scarf to get caught! [Smoothly slide arm around shoulder]
I’m with resort operations and we need your help, can I put my pipe-dragon in your garage?
Consider this your season pA$$, can I buy you a drink?Nice rockers, wanna see my top sheet?
You must rent your ski clothes too, because I heard there have been alot of people in your pants.
Looks like they have been doing avalanche control around here, because I just found me a bombshell!
Did you just fall through a cloud on the way down from heaven? Or did you just faceplant in some pow?
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