Sitting On My Sons Lap

Sitting On My Sons Lap

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Recently my daughter and son-in-law were staying at my home. My husband was away. After an enjoyable evening out, we came home and had more wine. My daughter and their baby went to bed while my son-in-law and I stayed up chatting. At one point he said, "You look pretty cute, why don't you come sit on my lap?"!!!!! I was appalled. I had never before received these vibes from him. Nor have I ever shown interest in him other than as a son. I went straight to my room and locked the door.
Now I don't want to see him, and this has hurt my relationship with my daughter. I am afraid to tell her because of the new baby, and because I feel she will blame me. I have seen my counselor and now feel an email asking for an apology might be the best way to proceed. My son and husband feel I should tell my daughter.
I think he might not even remember, he was so drunk. But now I am worried if he did this to me, would he do this to someone else on a business trip? This is such an insult and I am so disgusted at him now.
Yikes. Rightly so. I’m sorry he put you in this terrible position.
I don't see it, though, as a hitting-on-his-mother-in-law-while-his-wife-and-baby-were-asleep-down-the-hall problem. I see it as an alcohol problem.
You mention it only in passing but to me it's the point. If you're skeptical, then consider the chances he'd have done this if he were sober. (That may be true, but first things first.)
We can’t prove a negative, of course -- but every experience with your son-in-law up to this point is of his not hitting on you. That’s something. And if he’s been drunk to oblivion around you before, then that may undermine my case for blaming the wine for his icky proposition, but it still supports the argument that your son-in-law drinks too much.
Since that's not only a serious health problem in itself, but also the trunk to a lot of problematic branches -- risking his marriage; his child's physical and emotional health; his career, especially with business trips involved; his fellow travelers if he drives smashed -- that's the better concern to articulate.
Tell your daughter you've been uncomfortable lately because of a recent incident, where her husband drank too much and said inappropriate things. When prompted, refuse to share drunken words (sober ones, yes); say what matters is that he drank his filters off and you're concerned he has a problem. This also pre-empts her blaming you -- an irrational fear, I hope. Say you will address it with him directly if she would prefer.
If so, then send your email. Mention he seemed very drunk that night, and said things so inappropriate and out of character that you're worried about him.
Then step back, at least temporarily, to let them handle it.
As for his Mrs. Robinson ideas, I get they feel about eight kinds of wrong. Again, rightly so. But their flitting across his mind is neither unusual nor a problem; the line he crossed is in ever letting them out. Forgetting is presumably not an option for you, but forgiving might do the trick.
Carolyn Hax started her advice column in 1997, after five years as a copy editor and news editor in Style and none as a therapist. Email Carolyn at tellme@washpost.com , follow her on Facebook at www.facebook.com/carolyn.hax or chat with her online at noon Eastern time each Friday at www.washingtonpost.com .
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September 16, 2019 Posted by Rattle

I squirm around. He likes it. He likes to spank me.

Do cartwheels in your white dress with strawberries.

In the truck he puts his hand on my knee.

He’s giving you a ride to work? Shut up.

He puts his hand under my dress. I hate waitressing.

Lots of girls have worse. Judy’s been fucked by her uncle.

He pinches my butt and puts his fingers in my panties.

You think things are better in college? Trust me,

elbow patches instead of coveralls.

The professor put his tongue in my mouth.

The professor pulled up my skirt. He had me bending over the desk.

Seriously? Are you asking me this? You leaned over the desk.

Honey, everyone’s been raped. Everyone’s been felt up. Everyone’s had their ass pinched. Everyone’s had some man do them when they weren’t into it. Everyone’s been fucked in their sleep. Everyone’s had a man look at them like they’re an animal. And then when you get old, like me, you dream of being screwed. Because no one wants you up any more. No one whistles or feels you up, no one taps on your window at night. No one taps.

I’ve met a guy, and he treats me nice.

Sounds boring. But good for you if you’re into that sort of thing.

Make sure he isn’t into porn. Most guys who seem nice are into porn.

The money’s tight; the kids need stuff.

And he doesn’t want sex any more. He just watches porn.

I got the raise. It wasn’t too bad. It’s just once a week. And he doesn’t even smell.

I’ve never had to go that far. In the old days it was all about blowjobs.

I’m still having sex with Paul. When he wants to.

Girls stay better looking longer now. It used to be thirty. Now it’s fifty.

The safe zone. The hands-free zone.

The happily ever after zone. You’re going to live happily ever after.

"So, Allen calls me up (Allen Ginsberg that is—good friend of mine, great poet) and he says, ‘Mi
You have done everything
There is nothing left to do
Your wrongs are now right
Your rights are st
Frank Lloyd Wright was a terrible father,
But I like his houses and windows.
His horizontal lines,
Voice is not enough, they want to own your body.
Chewed from flesh to blood to bone—your body.

something was stolen—not
the election, counted and recounted, nor
their livelihoods, abandoned
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SIT ON MY LAP, I’LL SHOW YOU HAPPILY EVER AFTER
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The very weird way my dog is sitting on my son’s lap
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She is comfy and trusts him completely. Both very lucky.

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