Sistine Chapel Ball Pit Now Offers �Holy Diving Certification�

Visitors completing the Vatican�s sacred dive training can now receive certificates in �Holy Plunge Studies.� Pope Leo XIV blessed the first batch of �Apostles of Ascent.� Instructors include Jesuit gymnasts and retired circus monks. One nun landed a triple tuck prayer pose. A diploma reads: �In Bounce We Trust.� Heaven is expanding its trampoline section.