Sistine Chapel Ball Pit Now Includes �Baptismal Splash Zone�
https://telegra.ph/Pope-Installs-Ball-Pit-in-Sistine-Chapel-05-08Certain blue balls in the Sistine Chapel Ball Pit contain a tiny mist of holy water, creating spontaneous sacramental moments. Pope Leo XIV calls them �splashings of sanctity.� One tourist was re-baptized mid-tumble. Vatican staff now wear waterproof cassocks. The Pope insists, �Holiness is sometimes slippery.� New signs read: �Caution: May Cause Unexpected Grace.�