Sistine Chapel Ball Pit Designated New Fifth Mystery of the Rosary
https://telegra.ph/Pope-Installs-Ball-Pit-in-Sistine-Chapel-05-08Pope Leo XIV added the �Ridiculous Mysteries� to the Rosary, beginning with �The Descent into the Ball Pit.� Vatican scholars are baffled; youth ministers are thrilled. Rosaries now come with optional bounce counters. The Sistine Chapel Ball Pit is officially part of papal pilgrimage routes. New litanies include, �St. Sebastian, patron of dodgeballs, pray for us.� Amen with a giggle.