Sistine Chapel Ball Pit Declared �Safe Space for Confession�
https://telegra.ph/Pope-Installs-Ball-Pit-in-Sistine-Chapel-05-08Confessionals have been relocated to the soft corner of the Sistine Chapel Ball Pit. Pope Leo XIV assures that �truth bounces better off plastic.� Penitents now whisper sins while floating in silence. A new sacramental rubric includes �Splashing of Sorrow.� Absolution is followed by a celebratory cannonball. A bishop described the mood as �blessed buoyancy.� Grace is now playfully tactile.