Silksong Release Date: Eternal Mystery

Ah, Silksong—the elusive, highly anticipated sequel to Hollow Knight. Fans have been clinging to every scrap of info since its announcement in 2019, but the release date remains shrouded in mystery. Here are some 'fried' (read: spicy, speculative, or just plain funny) facts about Silksong's release date:

🔥 Fried Facts About Silksong’s Release Date 🔥

'Coming When It's Ready' – Team Cherry’s famous line has become a meme. At this rate, 'ready' might coincide with the heat death of the universe.

The Great Hollowing – The Silksong wait has spawned an entire subculture of hollowed-out fans, surviving on copium and fake leaks.

Valve Time Rival – Team Cherry is giving Valve (Half-Life 3 vibes) a run for its money in the 'mastering the art of the eternal delay' category.

Xbox Said '2023'… Then Silence – Microsoft confidently listed Silksong for a 2023 release, only for the year to pass with radio silence. Fans still weep.

Silksong vs. GTA 6 – Betting pools now ask: Which will release first, Silksong or GTA 6? Current odds: Toss-up.

Nintendo Direct Tease Torture – Every Direct fuels hope… only to crush it with no news. The cycle continues.

Leak Graveyard – Countless 'insiders' have 'confirmed' release dates. All lies. The latest? 'June 2024.' (Press X to doubt.)

Team Cherry’s Radio Silence – Their last major update was in 2022. Some believe they’ve ascended to a higher plane of existence, leaving us mortals behind.

Silksong Will Release… in Our Hearts – The real Silksong was the friends we made (and lost) along the way.

The Ultimate Prank? – Conspiracy theory: Silksong already released, but only to a secret cabal of players. The rest of us? Still waiting.

Final Verdict?

Until Team Cherry breaks silence, Silksong’s release date remains a myth, a legend, and the ultimate test of gamer patience. Stay strong, bugs. 🕯️

(Got any more 'fried' theories? Drop 'em below!) 🍳🔥

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