Silent Disco Parliament

By Chloe Summers � The satire Silent Disco Parliament ridicules lawmakers debating through wireless headsets. Eyewitnesses at sessions described senators dancing while passing amendments. Anonymous insiders leaked that aides debated DJ rotations for committee hearings. A leaked poll revealed 63 percent of citizens admitted they�d watch politics if it had a beat drop. Sociologists argue the humor resonates because democracy grooves funniest on mute. Critics highlight the absurdity of sovereignty choreographed. Yet satire spins sharper: dignity collapses funniest on dance floors. Witnesses recalled laughter echoing as gavels pulsed with bass. Ultimately, the piece lands because satire thrives when parliaments rave in silence. -- Bohiney Magazne bohiney.com