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Shower Hand Jobs
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Many people seem to believe that giving a hand job is the most boring form of two-person sexual activity. They're what we did as awkward teenage couples before losing our "real" virginity , and they often serve as the climax (no pun intended) for many stories that begin with, "This one time at a shady strip club..." Despite their undeserved reputation, hand jobs can be a fun, safe form of sex or foreplay for novices and experts alike. But just like any activity that involves the removal of clothes, they also leave the potential for some truly gross things to happen.
It goes without saying that just about any form of sexual activity leaves the door wide open for strange noises, smells, and substances to appear without warning, and hand jobs are no exception to the rule. While different people have different thresholds for what they consider "gross," most of us aren't going to jump at the opportunity to slather our skin in semen or daintily twirl a lock of sweaty scrotum hair around our finger. Even though most of the awkward things that happen during sex are a lot more normal than you might think , they can still make us scrunch up our noses no matter how open-minded we are.
Even though we may try to love everything that our partner's body does during sexy time, there are some things that are harder to adore (and stomach) than others when it comes time for the hottest form of manual labor . If you get more than a little grossed out when these things happen while giving your partner a hand job, don't worry — you're definitely not alone.
The scent of semen that's been marinating in sweaty boxers all day is a distinct one indeed. While giving a hand job instead of a blow job ensures that your face doesn't have to be all up the aroma, the hand-on-penis friction has the effect of a particularly stinky scratch 'n sniff. It encourages the sweat, dead skin cells, and who-knows-what-else to break-free from their place between your partner's legs and relocate to your nostrils. You might think that a handy is the safest route to take when it comes to avoiding that stale scent, but unless your partner took a shower right before dropping their pants, you could be wrong.
Remember back in grade school when you'd get glue on your hands, so you'd rub them together until it dried up? Giving hand jobs with pre-cum is like the adult version of that. The clear, sticky liquid is fine on its own and provides an extra bit of lubricant, but if you're working with just skin on skin, it might start to get icky on you. The air and friction work together to dry it up, making it just sticky enough to make you feel slightly uncomfortable. And then, if things don't get wet enough in time, it'll start to roll up into tiny pieces that either stick to your hands or your partner's penis or it falls off onto the sheets. It's basic chemistry: pre-cum is way more appealing in liquid form.
Whether you use synthetic lubricant or rely on bodily fluids to get things moving, it's only a matter of time before something gets stuck to either you or your partner and forces a pause in the action. Even if you start out with perfectly clean hands and genitals, that tiny piece of dirt that somehow got onto the sheets or that extra-long hair that managed to make its way from your head to your partner's crotch is going to find a way to join in on the fun. At the very least, finding something that shouldn't be there is usually enough to prompt a brief, but awkward moment while you try to pick it off without scratching or pinching any important body parts. At the most, it can leave your partner howling in pain while they dry to dislodge a crumb from beneath their foreskin.
In porn, it's no biggie when semen goes everywhere. But when the stuff gets on your pillow, it's a bit different. You don't have a clean-up crew to get things all wiped up and sanitized, and if you miss a spot, you might end encountering some ants and fruit flies who decided that they needed to up their protein intake. Obviously, if you're planning on helping your partner achieve an orgasm, you should expect the significant amount of bodily fluids that normally come with it. But that doesn't change the fact that semen is way, way less appealing when it's sitting in a gloopy puddle on your floor.
Semen definitely isn't the worst thing that can come out of a human body, but that doesn't make it any less gross when you think about how much sperm has died on your bedroom doorknob or bathroom light switch. Even if you're an expert with using your elbows and feet to overcome anything that stands between you and the nearest container of soap, there's still the chance that you'll accidentally leave your partner's mark on a surface you touch every day. Regular disinfecting can prevent embarrassment if the CSI crew ever has to come into your house with a blacklight, but thinking about just how much post-hand job semen you've spread around is enough to make even non-germophobes shudder.
Women don't exactly have it easy when it comes to genitals, but we don't have to worry about balls touching the inside of the toilet bowl when we poop. If your partner experienced such an unfortunate event or didn't shake off all the pee the last time they took a leak, all that fun stuff is going to end up, yes, on your hands. Despite the fact that scientists at National Human Genome Research Institute in Bethesda, Maryland have discovered that the average person's forearm is covered in way more bacteria than the areas between our legs (even with all that exposure to toilets), it's still a bit disconcerting to think about how your skin might inadvertently be doubling as toilet paper whenever you give a hand job.
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There’s so much more you can do than the simple up-and-down strokes of a typical hand job. We’re going to share several hand job tips and techniques that are sure to blow your husband’s mind.
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It’s very important to know about the parts of your husband’s penis and how they work. This knowledge will help you be a better lover.
The first thing you need to do is get into a comfortable position when giving your husband a handjob. Both of you would hate it if you had a cramp during a handjob.
Handjobs generate a lot of friction. The proper type and amount of lube are very important so that your handjob is a pleasurable experience.
Don’t want to deal with the mess of a handjob? Try our mess-free handjob technique .
Remember ladies that you’re handling the most tender and sensitive part of your husband’s body. Psychologically, he’ll make a connection between the way you take care of your hands and the care your hands will take of him.
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Woah! I must try these out. I feel so dumb when it comes to hand jobs. Thanks for all the tips.
Pretty soon you’ll be an expert and he’ll be saying “ Woah! “
How long does a hand job usually last or go for? Is it awkward?
How long a hand job lasts really depends on you guys. It doesn’t have to end with him ejaculating, so you can stop and move on to other things whenever you like.
As for awkwardness, it might feel a little awkward the first few times, but it will become much easier over time.
5-10 minutes or till he can’t take it anymore and insists on you making him ejaculate
Using lubrication, grip his penis very, very loosely and barely touch the rim of the head with each finger as you move up and down the shaft. This will require less effort for you and greater sensation for him. His orgasm will occur much quicker and with much greater intensity.
Handjobs are very underrated. When my wife uses lube for them (we use Astroglide), they feel so good. To answer a question above: How long a guy will last during a handjob…hard to tell. Usually with me about 10 minutes but my wife tries to stretch it out by teasing me a bit. She knows I’m not a huge fan of cumming on myself so she always makes that part of the experience really fun.
A hand job, with a little bit of mouth action on the tip of the penis also works. The wife is stroking the penis slowly, but at the same time she’s putting the tip of the penis inside her mouth and licking it or sucking it every once in awhile. But only for a few seconds each time.
Re. Nancy’s comment about touching the penis very very lightly, my wife does this but without lube. Gently squeezing the balls, tracing her fingers lightly along the length and then lightly stroking the frenulum is exquisite. This is our sex life at the moment, usually once a week and it’s now starting to wear thin, only leading to orgasm about half the time (very frustrating!) Maybe we need to branch out, try using lube and different holds. Thanks for the great advice. I love this site.
When I give my husband a hand job I almost always alternate a little with my mouth, for lube and stimulation, also to give my hand an arm a little break. When he comes I catch it in my mouth to keep from making a mess and not to waste the semen, which I consider precious. Also, he loves to see that. A hand job can be quite messy no matter what precautions you take. I would surely hate a child or other friend or relative come into our bedroom for some reason (or where we just had it) and see semen or semen stains that we missed on bed sheets, clothes, hair or whatever. It’s neater, cleaner and a lot more fun for him to finish in my mouth!
[Edited] My wife really knows how to give amazing handjobs. Sometimes they feel like blowjobs – which is a good thing, beings how she won’t suck me.. at all. That part is VERY disappointing. But none-the-less I do enjoy the visual of getting a handjob and we both enjoy the cumshot. I asked her one time how she learned to give such good handjobs, she said “by watching you” hahah. We make love until she climaxes, then I pull out and she finishes me by hand, as she prefers not to have “my mess” leaking out of her. (I’m a big cummer)
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