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Not only are they great fun and the thing that ensures the survival of the human race but they can also act as a constant source of fascination for anyone who doesn’t have one.
Size, girth, shape, direction and colour – there really is no end to the variety willies can provide.
So if you’ve ever wondered what’s going on in our heads when you strip off, it’s time to find out.
Here’s 17 things women think when they first see your penis.
Man, that’s tiny… thank heaven’s it’s small.
Contrary to popular belief not all women prefer a saveloy to a chipolota.
So while we’ll all subconsciously register the size of your dick, you can’t predict what the reaction to your penis will be.
Think you can tell what a man’s dick will look like by his height, shoe size or palm width?
Think again. Body type doesn’t always correlate with willy size.
Which can mean pleasant surprises all round.
Just as size can vary from man to man so, too, can girth – *massively*.
Long and thin or thick and chunky, there really is something for everyone.
4. So *that’s* why they call it a grower
One of the most surprising thing about willies – their ability to transform in size so dramatically.
Yeah, yeah, we get it – it’s the blood flowing to your willy which makes it hard.
Regardless of its size, your willy will often entertain us with it’s ability to look so like things other than a penis.
Gonzo’s nose, a Smurf house, mushrooms, aubergines.
Cultural tradition, religious beliefs, hygiene reasons?
Sex? Hell no, you’re circumcised, we want to put a brew on and get the back story.
Your penis can move on its own when it’s hard… who’d have known!
9. It can get hard when you’re asleep
Or are huge, tiny or totally different sizes. There is *so* much more to willies than willies.
Your willy is regulated by your autonomic nervous system which regulates heart rate and blood pressure – so, just like you get hot at the gym, when your penis knows it’s in-line for a work out the same thing happens.
They don’t call it hot and horny for nothing.
13. It get’s *so* small when it’s cold
Are out of control (we’d rather wait until we get to the bathroom to floss, thank you) or hairless.
Because you shaved your pubes two days ago and now it’s stubbly.
Which is categorically not conducive to fun sex or long-lasting blow jobs.
If you liked this story you should give our new sex podcast Good Sex Bad Sex a listen – it’s out every Wednesday.
The show is available now on iTunes here and on Soundcloud here .
Metro bloggers Miranda Kane and Bibi Lynch co-host the show, chatting to a different guest about all things sex and relationships each week.
Think good cop bad cop – but with more handcuff action.
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Give me your email address, samfish.

I've tried, but I don't show up in photos, on account of my being a vampire and all

They don't make a lense long enough to capture all of my glory

I paint my dick up like a clown and send photos to my coworkers

I've done it for my significant other

My significant other has done it for me

I like it when my significant other shows off for other people

I hate you so much right now, samfish

I wonder what Markos looks like naked..?

Give me your email address, samfish.
I've tried, but I don't show up in photos, on account of my being a vampire and all
They don't make a lense long enough to capture all of my glory
I paint my dick up like a clown and send photos to my coworkers
I've done it for my significant other
My significant other has done it for me
I like it when my significant other shows off for other people
I hate you so much right now, samfish
I wonder what Markos looks like naked..?

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[XXX talk is avast, me hearties. If'n ye be offended by this (including dirty links, but no pictures), then ye best be shufflin' away)
I stand by Anthony Wiener. I stand by him because he did NOTHING that about 70% of men on the planet with a webcam, cellphone camera or digital camera have done before. I think for women under 40, that number is at about 96%. I know I show my dick off online all the time.
No, no. I'm serious. I do. I fucking love it, too. I've even just done it to random people! It's hot. And you know what's more? I'll bet you that most of you all have, too.
...and don't get me started with the right wing. Christ, the level of debaucherous hypocrisy and repressed sexuality is out of control.
Granted, it's kind of uncool that the congressman in question is apparently married, but that's his own private business. Don't let the fucking hypocritical right wing get away with creating another scandal like this.
See, I don't care than the guy lied. Most sane people would, too. If your boss asks you, "Is this your dick?" your first reaction would be to lie and say, "Of course that's not my dick, sir!" (unless you're in a porno, in which case you would say, "Why yes... that is. Would you like to see more?")
It's taboo but, like looking at (or possibly reading) porn, everybody with a mildly active libido does it nowadays. Yes, thats right. Most people take naughty or sexy photos of themselves. I don't need polling data to back me up on that, as merely existing is proof enough!
Like looking at porn though, its time to rip that little taboo scab off of society and make it more acceptable to to take naughty pictures of yourself.
The way I see it is... if everybody does it, then there really isn't much to be ashamed of, you know? I mean, is it embarrassing to admit that you've had sex before? Of course not. As a matter of fact, it's usually MORE embarrassing to admit that you HAVEN'T had sex before.
If you've never tried showing off online before... well... why haven't you? There's nothing to be afraid of, provided certain elements of the internet don't decide to take an obsessive interest in you. If you haven't tried it, than what are you waiting for? It's high time you learned about one of the most popular ways to get yourself and others all hot and bothered today!
So let's look at the ways to be naughty online, either with your spouse or someone else.
1) CAMERA PHONES
The simplest way to be naughty in the digital era is to use your cell phone. Most people have a cell phone. They're pretty ubiquitous nowadays, and even a crappy one is likely to have a camera. Just take your clothes off, get hot thinking about how horny the person you're about to show your body to is going to be when they see your big, throbbing cock. Stand in front of a mirror once your purple headed bathtub monkey is at attention and take a picture.
Now, open up your text message interface, choose to send an MMS (as opposed to an SMS) and select the picture you just saved on your phone. Or email it, if you have a smart phone.
Now, wait for the recipient to reply back, "OMG that's so big. I would do anything to suck it right now".
2) DIGITAL CAMERAS
If you have a digital camera, you can be a pornographer, too. Almost all of them even have a self timer on them, so you can just put the camera down and pose for it. Show off your meat spin or how many fingers you can get in!
And don't forget, most cell phones and digital cameras can also record video. This makes it even more exciting. There's nothing seeing your digital partner's reaction to seeing your cock blast ribbon after ribbon of white hot cum in the air... furthermore watching a video of some babe moaning in ecstasy as she climaxes with her big, pink vibrator.
3) IM CLIENTS & VoIP
Web Camming is the fun and exciting way to show your body off online. The best part is, there's no shortage of ways to do it! You can use IM and VoIP clients such as Skype , MSN or Yahoo .
You don't have to use your cam, either. You can just send photos back and forth with these, too. Although, in particular if you're a girl, most guys might not believe its use. There is a stunning number of men online who get off on pretending to be women.
4) CAM CHAT SITES
You can use websites like tinyChat .
You could go to the infamous Chat Roulette or Omegle if you want to show your dick off to a random stranger (I personally wouldn't do it, what with underage people and all, but they ARE supposed to be 18 before using those sites). You can even use a dedicated website for showing your body off to thousands of people, like Cam4.com .
And ladies, don't get all high and mighty on me. You girls do this stuff almost as much as us guys do! There's nothing wrong with that, either. It feels good to be ravished with attention sometimes. To have people begging for your email address or pleading with you to let them show you how turned on you've made them. Nothing wrong with it! Enjoy your sexuality. Don't be ashamed of it!
You know what we should do? We should have a good ol' fashioned online orgy. We can set up a chatroom with webcam capability and whoever feels like showing off can do so. Or, sticking closer to the "scandal", we can all send each other naughty pictures of ourselves.
And don't worry about how you look. I'll be the first to admit that I'm not model material (my lovely girlfriend, however, most certainly is). There is a frighteningly large amount of people out there who diddle themselves watching someone else piss or even shit in a cup. If you've got a few extra pounds, there's no shortage of guys who like BBWs or women who like their big teddy bears.
...don't even get me started on the gay community. A fat and hairy man will be worshiped as a king by some of those folks.
Guys, if you're "merely adequate" down there or even not terribly well equipped, you're fine, too. Most people don't care. Some people even like it. You could even embrace it and enter the wacky world of Small Penis Humiliation!
So it's time to modify the old phrase about there being only two things in life that are inevitable. Now there are 3 – death, taxes and engaging in sexual acts online.
Look, all kidding (kind of) aside, what Anthony Wiener did was nothing wrong. He's right to not step down, and no one should try and force him to do so. I'm not going to bother Googling for it now, but if I'm not mistaken, a majority of relationships in the industrialized world start online these days. Heck, I met my girlfriend online and, with any luck, I'll be proposing to her this year.
Showing off sexy pictures of yourself is no more shameful than having sex with someone you're in a relationship with (even if it is arguably cheating, but that's another matter entirely). It's just a part of the dating process these days. You're entitled to your privacy. We're living in a brave new world where, for better or worse, it's now possible to intrude upon someone elses sex life. You're never going to stop it; nor will you ever stop a bunch of trolls out there looking to ruin someone's life by trying to get hold of such private materials.
So the only way to combat it is to accept and embrace it. If that means seeing our politicians genitals from now on than, as much as some of them are truly revolting to think about like that (try to imagine Mitch McConnell furiously rubbing one off to April O'Neil hentai), it is what it is.
I reckon this one will be no different, really.
snark_and _not snark tags just about sum it all up ... :)
how any politician chooses to get busy.
where it gets tricky is on the issue of judgment. and that absolutely has direct bearing on presidential and other timber. so, like, show off your schlong. schtupp whomever.
just be smart enough to know it won't stay secret too long. and there's the rub, because if they were being real with themselves like that, they'd probably refrain.
the weiner thang, like clinton's transgression, is between the spouses only. i mean, didn't everybody and their brother know about kennedy and monroe?
against you especially if you're outspoken like AW.
His political enemies would use his reaction after the 911 responders bill against him too. At what point do we allow people to screw up, say they're sorry, and move on.
This man is not a single stupid mistake. And in my opinion he'll be fine because, stupid mistake aside, he's fought passionately for his constituents. This wasn't ensign where he was forcing a woman to accept his advances, this wasn't even vitter where he was paying for it while denigrating anyone who wasn't "family values."
He screwed up, in a way that is impressive only in the amount of attention it's pulled away from things that actually matter. Like the damned economy.
If I'm going to be pissed about something in all this, it's at the media for not making this a page 4 society thing while the economy sinks and stinks and we teeter on credit default by a jumble of jackasses who say it's no big deal to default.
I want more than that from people who represent me and my views.
Sorry if my values don't match yours.
Today, sex will always rule the headlines especially when it's a pol.
He wanted to be a popular voice for progressive causes and he was able to craft great arguments and defend our side brilliantly in various media outlets.
He threw it all away to send out an unsolicited picture of his dick.
How am I supposed to take his next heartfelt plea about healthcare reform seriously when I can picture his erection? Get real, he turned himself into a pathetic joke.
We desperately needed him and he threw it all away.
Yeah, because one single act like this..totally means that you can't get into his passion for our democracy anymore.
I mean, who can blame you? Now you've seen a pic of his (clothed) junk, how can anyone expect you to think about anything else or take anything that comes out of his mouth seriously regardless of the nature of what he's talking about? It's impossible to move on beyond his semi-turgid boxer covered member banging around in your head..and who can blame you for that?
more dignified manner. To excuse this kind of behaviour is to participate in the shameful infantilization of males that goes on in this culture. Stop permitting grown adults to behave like randy teenagers. A married adult male is expected to be able to control these kinds of urges, and to have the mechanism in his brain that says "Bad idea, dude" and prevents it from happening.
The fact that you would excuse this pathetic, embarrassing behaviour is a sad indictment of how lame American men are expected and allowed to be nowadays.
His former mistress (yes, he had at least one) threatened to go public with his old love letters and/or her memoirs (details vary a bit from story to story) unless he paid her hush money, and he just told her, "Publish and be damned!" (She didn't publish.)
"Shameful infantilization", my ass. Men are what they are, and they've always been what they are, and they've always made utter jackasses of themselves over sexual matters. (So have women.)
Yes, we need to rise up and take a stand - against neo-Victorian hypocrisy that demands everyone be perfectly pure and above even the faintest shadow of suspicion, or be hounded out of any form of public life whatsoever. We need to greet the next tame "scandal" involving mutually consenting adults with a big yawn and a loud "So what?"
Nothing less will defang these snakes.
I am so turned on by what you just said...
Such...intelligent...response.....
... how enjoying sending erotic photographs to others online is in any way, shape, or form connected to the "infantilization of males that goes on in this culture." Rather, it's those prudish folk who try to shove sexuality into a closet and make everybody else conform to outmoded norms (that never really existed in the first place) that infantilize our entire culture and make people feel shameful about their sexuality.
I don't know what the guy's relationship with his wife is like, but that's something for the two of them to work out, not for you, me, or media harpies to obsess over.
Unfortunately busybodies, prudes, and prurient sex police exist in great numbers, which Weiner should have known and, given his great responsibility, should have taken into account. His failure was one of hubris, not one of sexuality. He should resign for that reason.
Whenever I see such pics I promptly forward them to the morons mother.
That kinda brings to mind a lot of uncomfortable questions about how you know all these guys mom's...
Who need to be taught a lesson, so they don't make the same mistake as an adult.
...that you just admitted to possessing and distributing child pornography?
( Scary Google Search )
But it's great way to teach kids, "if you don't want your Mom to see it, don't put it on t
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