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Home » Horror News » Top 10: Tit Shots #2
Topless females in
horror movies have become a staple in the genre. In a way, boob shots in
horror have not only become overly gratuitous, they have also become
obligatory. If a horror movie seems to avoid shooting any female nudity in
it, it will be the first thing I will notice after watching the film.
Although, I find
that concept very refreshing, a lot of horror fans (particularly male ones)
embrace and still welcome the glimpses of female nudity that move the plot
of the story as much as Halle Berry’s topless scene moved the plot in
Swordfish. I wouldn’t mind these shots so much if more horror films
gave women some treats as well. (“Tit for Tat, yo!”)
I wanted to kick myself in the ass for not thinking
of this top ten topic sooner, but then I realized why I stayed away from it
in the first place. Picking just TEN scenes with gratuitous tit shots is
extremely hard, for these scenes are a dime a dozen. Although, I managed to
pick ten scenes that will forever be embedded in my memory.
Use the
spitting bullets section to discuss others!
WARNING – SOME TITTIES SPOILERS AHEAD!
There are tons of
unanswered questions to movies I think about to this very day. Such as, how
DOES one use the three seashells in Demolition Man? How come I can
watch Mario Van Peebles get eaten by the shark in Jaws:The Revenge ,
and watch the film on television months later and he miraculously manages to
escape the jaws of Jaws? But, more importantly, ‘Why the f*ck does a
possessed Linnea Quigley shove a lipstick in her nipple in Night of the
Demons? That scene was more random then any cut away scene in the
Family Guy series.
In the previous installment, we see Chucky and
Tiffany get it on. (Which was probably one of the most embarrassing scenes I’ve
ever had to sit through) However, in Seed of Chucky , there’s a scene when
Chucky needs to jerk off in a cup to inseminate Jennifer Tilly. (I can’t believe
I saw this in theatres) To help him, Tiffany shows him her big, shiny, plastic
tits. Who the hell thought that was sexy and necessary? Maybe five-year-old
boys who like to strip the clothes off their sisters’ Barbie dolls, but other
than that…NOBODY DOES! Arrow two cents: Not sexy but
f*cking funny to me!
This particular
scene I mentioned in one of my first top tens, but if I didn’t mention it again
for this one, I would sure hear about it later. Again, Linnea Quigley (the queen
of gratuitous tit shots) is doing what she does best, and showing off her
breasts. This time, she answers the front door in nothing but booty shorts.
I’ve said it once, and I’ll say it again….Russ Meyer must have been a special
guest director that day!
I was really
not too impressed with the 3-D effects in this second remake to George
Romero’s classic. The only time the 3-D effects truly looked real were when
a girl’s boobs were onscreen and when people were smoking big, fat blunts.
While I was busy trying to ignore the big breasts in my face, and envying
the characters with blunts in their hands, I saw many men in the audience
squeeze the air for the pretend boobies. (Simple Creatures!)
“See
anything you like?” Well, not me, but millions of
men did. P.J. Soles may not be involved in the most outrageous tit shot, but
she certainly has the all time classic tit shot shown in a horror film. For
some reason, that scene was able to shock viewers and inspire other film
makers to show more nudity in their movies. She must be so proud.
(Again…note the sarcasm.)
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Home » Horror News » Top 10: Tit Shots #1
Topless females in
horror movies have become a staple in the genre. In a way, boob shots in
horror have not only become overly gratuitous, they have also become
obligatory. If a horror movie seems to avoid shooting any female nudity in
it, it will be the first thing I will notice after watching the film.
Although, I find
that concept very refreshing, a lot of horror fans (particularly male ones)
embrace and still welcome the glimpses of female nudity that move the plot
of the story as much as Halle Berry’s topless scene moved the plot in
Swordfish. I wouldn’t mind these shots so much if more horror films
gave women some treats as well. (“Tit for Tat, yo!”)
I wanted to kick myself in the ass for not thinking
of this top ten topic sooner, but then I realized why I stayed away from it
in the first place. Picking just TEN scenes with gratuitous tit shots is
extremely hard, for these scenes are a dime a dozen. Although, I managed to
pick ten scenes that will forever be embedded in my memory.
Use the
spitting bullets section to discuss others!
WARNING – SOME TITTIES SPOILERS AHEAD!
For some reason, a lot of my guy
friends are in love with the actress Jordan Ladd. More importantly, they’re
in love with her breasts. I watched a few genre films with her in it, and
they were all waiting for her to drop her top. I used to tell them that they
would never see her topless for the fact that it looked like she was trying
to maintain a wholesome image due to the fact her mother was a famous
actress. Well, imagine my surprise when audiences saw her pull a “Halle
Berry” when she played Penelope, the gymnast that likes to do cartwheels
topless. I was shocked…but my guy friends ‘ prayers were answered.
I have never gotten the
whole “mile high club” fascination. Call me a prude, but I never understood
why people seem to want to get it on in a dirty plane port-a potty. In
Snakes on a Plane , we get to see a couple try to attempt to become new
members of the mile high club. When the girl took off her top to reveal her
unnaturally perfect breasts, (which would also become a snack for one of the
snakes) I just shook my head. In reality, who the f*ck has the time to get
completely naked in one of those things? I would think the only parts of
your body that would be exposed are the nether regions. Unzip. Lift up.
Insert. Thrust. Repeat. Pull out. Zip. Bada Bing! Bada Boom! DONE! No time
for foreplay!
If you want an excuse to get
drunk with your friends quick, make a game out of taking shots whenever you
see a topless woman onscreen in Eli Roth’s Hostel. You will be
completely drunk within the first fifteen minutes and will most likely have
a mean hangover in the morning. (Or quite possibly alcohol poisoning.) Out
of all those shots of female nudity, and not ONE shot of a naked Jay
Hernandez. Sigh!
I always get the Slumber
Party Massacre and the Sorority House Massacre series mixed up.
They seem pretty much the same to me. A bunch of dumb ass women (probably
later cast in rap music videos or porn) setting my gender back… hmmm…I
don’t know… four weeks. As degrading as these films were, I must admit how
entertaining they were on a “so bad, they’re good” level.
There were plenty
of gratuitous tit shots in the series, but one scene always stood out to
me. In Sorority House Massacre 2 , the audience is “treated” to a
three-minute shower scene. I felt like a peeping Tom, because all the scene
was about was filming a sorority girl in the f*cking shower. Was the
director jerking off to this while he was filming it or what?! Isn’t this a
horror movie? As “fun” as it is to see every vein in a woman’s breast and
every bump or wrinkle on her nipple can be, can we please get to the killing
already?
A lot of you
may not have heard of this early eighties French horror film, but believe
me, it’s one to be seen. There is so much gratuitous nudity in this film, I
thought I was watching porn. At one part in the movie, this random bus full
of female soccer players pull over to the zombie infested lake. All of the
women get buck naked, and go skinny-dipping in the lake with one another.
Yep. I
know that’s what I like to do after a grueling game of soccer. Strip
naked and frolic in a lake in the middle of the night full of women snacking
on each other. (*Please note my EXTREME sarcasm.) I’ve never been so
flabbergasted by a scene since watching half naked football players
sunbathing on top of a school bus in Jeepers
Creepers 2.
PART 2 OF THIS LIST IS CUMMING SOON!
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Nine years ago, Universal released a supernatural action comedy called R.I.P.D.: Rest in Peace Department, which didn’t do much at…
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Horror fans have seen a lot of remakes of classics come and go over the years, but occasionally one will…
Three weeks after the previous trailer revealed that AMC’s mini-series adaptation of the Anne Rice novel Interview with the Vampire…
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