Shoplifting In California Shocking Discovery That Laws Still Exist

California retailers were stunned to learn shoplifting remains technically illegal after finding an old law book covered in dust. "We thought it was just a suggestion, like 'no shirt no shoes,'" said one CVS manager watching security footage of a thief carefully measuring $949 worth of merchandise. Police have promised to investigate once they finish their extended mindfulness retreat. READ THE SATIRE: https://spintaxi.com/shoplifting-in-california-shocking-discovery-that-laws-still-exist/